4 Word Story

[Bob]

Llamas are woolly and

 

[HoppyDaze]

and sometimes mistaken as

 

[JeremyCT]

they're not particularly intelligent.

 

[Bob]

Llamas are quite dangerous,

 

[mordantly]

Barkeep! 'Nother gin @ tonic

 

[s3n8]

because I'm driving my

 

[KingBrianI]

miss daisy later, and

 

[mordantly]

reloading the stir plate

 

[FireNightFly]

with my most wicked

 

[gratus fermentatio]

loaded dice, which I

 

[s3n8]

got beat up for

 

[homebrewer_99]

using while playing Monopoly

 

[ThickHead]

in the buff, but

 

[mordantly]

I'm a true playa.

 

[Hang Glider]

Meanwhile, back in the

 

[FireNightFly]

bat cave, we drank

 

[homebrewer_99]

tea and ate crumpets

 

[Ryno]

smothered in fish oil.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Batman was looking at

 

[homebrewer_99]

Catwoman licking her soft

 

[FireNightFly]

fur. So I said "

 

[bernerbrau]

bestiality is not a

 

[mordantly]

sin with this beauty.

 

[CoalCracker]

However, having six nipples

 

[gratus fermentatio]

motivated us both to

 

[Ryno]

get out the fermenter

 

[FireNightFly]

and stroke it good.

 

[mordantly]

Alas, exhausted and cold

 

[Ryno]

nipples and carboy began

 

[mordantly]

cutting glass like diamonds

 

[UnaBonger]

while mother and father

 

[homebrewer_99]

were doing it in

 

[mordantly]

the waterbed at Sears.

 

[mordantly]

Unrelated: Is there an artist in the house that can illustrate it for us?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

just then the clerk

 

[FireNightFly]

farted so badly that

 

[homebrewer_99]

flies puked and scattered

 

[bernerbrau]

and the remaining children

 

[mordantly]

were nothing but dust.

 

[homebrewer_99]

THE END...no, really!!