4 Word Story

[UnaBonger]

Steve, who was known

 

[KingBrianI]

in some circles as

 

[Bob]

"Eeyore". Strangely, as he

 

[s3n8]

looks like more of

 

[KingBrianI]

tiger and less donkey.

 

[s3n8]

He taught me to

 

[KingBrianI]

balance midgets on each

 

[Bernie Brewer]

end of a teeter-totter

 

[KingBrianI]

that was precariously perched

 

[Bob]

upon his frightfully enormous

 

[HoppyDaze]

short bus that drove

 

[JohnnyO]

on two wheels. I

 

[Brew-boy]

Are a pain in the

 

[FireNightFly]

nipple, because I am

 

[s3n8]

a dyslexic giant midget

 

[dutch-brew]

with a big hard

 

[Bob]

mallet. Sometimes I like

 

[gratus fermentatio]

to hurt myself with

 

[KingBrianI]

my gas-powered prosthetic

 

[dutch-brew]

vibrator arm that I

 

[martinirish]

finger for no reason

 

[danorocks17]

it dont feel good

 

[Bob]

does it? But then

 

[KingBrianI]

again, I do like

 

[bernerbrau]

Doritos, which must mean

 

[Bob]

, in German, "Ich bin

 

[dutch-brew]

sehr gesund" in English

 

[s3n8]

is due to drinking

 

[Bob]

lots of rocket fuel.

 

[bernerbrau]

Meanwhile, my giant pulsating

 

[s3n8]

subwoofer in the trunk

 

[Bob]

thumped about madly, making

 

[FireNightFly]

so much noise that

 

[peripatetic]

my eyeballs vibrated. Fortunately,

 

[homebrewer_99]

staying in their sockets

 

[Bob]

they functioned perfectly. Never

 

[bernerbrau]

before had there been

 

[Bob]

such a horrid lurid

 

[scrambledegg81]

pounding in my skull.

 

[KingBrianI]

It brought to mind