4 Word Story

[FermentusMaximus]

And take pugil sticks

 

[TangoHotel]

To the mountain top

 

[FermentusMaximus]

With genny cream ale

 

[TangoHotel]

It tastes like fish

 

[gratus fermentatio]

like my ex girlfriednd

 

[jhoneycutt]

Who shoula washed that

 

[TangoHotel]

Yeast out of the

 

[jhoneycutt]

Large gaping hole known

 

[masterosouffle]

To her neighbours as

 

[evanmars]

the all night diner.

 

[TangoHotel]

Even Guy Fiery knows

 

[jhoneycutt]

that thing aint edible

 

[T_Baggins]

just like his little

 

[TangoHotel]

Tri colored ratty goatee

 

[gratus fermentatio]

and his tiny penis

 

[T_Baggins]

is like Papa Smurf's.

 

[AJBrew710]

Without thinking about it

 

[T_Baggins]

he can cream in

 

[gratus fermentatio]

a pastry and serve

 

[TangoHotel]

To a school bus

 

[T_Baggins]

full of nude nuns

 

[TangoHotel]

Giving handies to amputees

 

[gratus fermentatio]

and the mentally disturbed.

 

[TangoHotel]

They wore thick gloves

 

[jhoneycutt]

Usually used when ripping

 

[gratus fermentatio]

enormous farts that could

 

[TangoHotel]

Choke a large elephant

 

[Hernando]

but not before erecting

 

[jhoneycutt]

An elephant fart memorial

 

[gratus fermentatio]

it spews forth every

 

[TangoHotel]

Few years or so

 

[Hernando]

Causing spasms and moans

 

[TangoHotel]

From the back room

 

[AJBrew710]

of the hotel kitchen

 

[TangoHotel]

Where the cooks cook

 

[HoppyDaze]

infused haggis topped with

 

[jhoneycutt]

Baby batter blended with

 

[TangoHotel]

Some actual fresh babies

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Usually served on toast,

 

[TangoHotel]

Just like a patee