3 word story

[ba-brewer]

Gomer was gabby

 

[grampamark]

golleee, wasn’t he

 

[ehall]

shazam! that's great!

 

[beermanpete]

Goober says, "Hey!"

 

[grampamark]

and drunk Otis

 

[ba-brewer]

eating Bee's chicken

 

[grampamark]

at Floyd’s barbershop

 

[ba-brewer]

and gastro pub

 

[grampamark]

Mayberry’s gone hipster

 

[ehall]

everyone has beard

 

[ba-brewer]

at vegan steakhouse

 

[staffordj]

Eating tofu fries

 

[grampamark]

drinking hard seltzer

 

[ba-brewer]

a alka-seltzer chaser

 

[ehall]

that burns hole

 

[grampamark]

in your soul

 

[beermanpete]

Needs more kerosene

 

[ba-brewer]

Now that's clean!

 

[ehall]

and so mean

 

[ba-brewer]

there's a chance

 

[beermanpete]

in your pants

 

[ba-brewer]

ifya can dance

 

[grampamark]

bystanders will glance

 

[ba-brewer]

then enter trance

 

[grampamark]

and do faceplants

 

[ba-brewer]

wake as chickens

 

[grampamark]

become finger lickin’s

 

[ba-brewer]

good damn cracker

 

[Franktalk]

been called worse

 

[grampamark]

inside the hearse

 

[ehall]

don't need nurse

 

[beermanpete]

Singing second verse

 

[ba-brewer]

Ritz with liverwurst

 

[grampamark]

breakfast of champions

 

[ehall]

in the hamptons

 

[beermanpete]

Hold my hair

 

[grampamark]

and call me

 

[ba-brewer]

a cheeky monkey

 

[grampamark]

one that’s chunky

 

[beermanpete]

And smelling funky