3 word story

[Gravelscratcher]

What to do?

 

[smurfjuice]

he said thoughtfully

 

[beermanpete]

while scratching his

 

[smurfjuice]

freshly installed toupee'

 

[Gravelscratcher]

Then an idea

 

[MaxStout]

in his head

 

[smurfjuice]

became obvious that

 

[MaxStout]

the killings would

 

[smurfjuice]

only be seen

 

[beermanpete]

as gratuitous violence

 

[Transamguy77]

So let the

 

[Gravelscratcher]

copper fly fools.

 

[Gravelscratcher]

"Run for cover!"

 

[beermanpete]

shouted Moe. "Incoming!"

 

[Gravelscratcher]

Curly cried out.

 

[Gravelscratcher]

Then, it happened

 

[orionol73]

the bottle exploded

 

[beermanpete]

rendering Jeannie homeless

 

[MaxStout]

and covering her

 

[smurfjuice]

flying carpet with

 

[Gravelscratcher]

musky aftershave splash

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

and glitter beer.

 

[Gravelscratcher]

"Nice combo!" said

 

[smurfjuice]

Major Bellows as

 

[Gravelscratcher]

he bent over

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

the dead hookers

 

[smurfjuice]

under paulie's shed

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Bellows ripe with

 

[smurfjuice]

glitter beer and

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

musky aftershave went

 

[smurfjuice]

down to the

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

messy flying carpet

 

[smurfjuice]

that only Jeannie

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Could drive to

 

[beermanpete]

the moon, where

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

She blinked and

 

[bruce_the_loon]

blew up the

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

International Space Station.

 

[smurfjuice]

when it was

 

[beermanpete]

off the starboard