2,000 unread emails

[noggins]

and nothing but spam. Thanks, Obama.

 

[iijakii]

Man, I still never have issues with spam in my gmail. Is it true spam, or like terrible newsletters you need to unsub from?

 

[noggins]

Both. All of the above. Also I'm pretty sure I've been getting other people's emails for a few years, not just everyday spam but like "here's the pics from last night" with lots of personal pics and nonsense. Sometimes I reply to them in a drunken rage, I wonder if anything ever happens to them...

 

[Psylocide]

What happened to you on 7/19/15?

 

[noggins]

holy moly I've got a stalker

 

[Tin4]

holy moly I've got a stalker

You say that like it's a bad thing. At least someone cares enough to check on you... even if he does want to wear your face as a noggin mask.