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Going in the wrong direction gratus "I need a woman 'bout twice my age A lady of nobility, gentility and rage A splendour in the dark, lightning on the draw Who'll go right through the book and break each and every law" words - Barlow and Weir music - Grateful Dead (I need a miracle)

Back in the day we would give it 30 seconds in 'One Step.' It cleaned AND sanitized.

The color wheel is a dream machine.

You don't see those hanging from big US pickup trucks. Too small.

Folks who tie flies might especially like this, but fly fishermen as well. The story of a huge heist of rare bird specimens from the British Museum of Natural History...

@day_trippr > His career with the JETS may literally be one series long. I heard it was 5 snaps. The 5th being his Achilles.

Paddy had been stranded on a deserted island for nearly two years. As he sat gazing at the beach looking for his next raw fish meal, he saw a gorgeous woman in a wet suit surface out in the surf and start walking toward him. He knew it was a hallucination until she unzipped a sleeve pocket...

A Scot and his wife were out for a walk in the city. As they went past the fancy new restaurant the wife said, "Oh darling, aren't those smells divine?" So feeling like he really owed her ... He walked her past again.

Is the "be a good dude" part a deal breaker?

Need a funnel in the briefcase.

There's a creation joke in there, but you ain't getting it here from me.

Although he missed The Kentucky Derby, rumors suggest that The Dalai Lama will attend both The Preakness and Belmont races. Apparently he loves Tibet.

Young boy obsessed with poop: "Dad, do trees poop?" Father: "Yes son. That's how we get Number 2 pencils."

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You can't fool me Hoppy. Duck Soup is a Marx Brothers movie, not a real soup.

I don't recall now where I saw it, but Genny is promoting a Ruby Red Kolsch. Somehow red and Kolsch don't seem to fit for me. But I would try a dozen.

I think our predecessors and the founding fathers believed strongly in an adversarial system where you could confront an opponent and debate an issue without stooping to hatred and violence. Both our courts and our legislative chambers are built on this. Healthy confrontation without meaningless...

Woman approaches clerk at Smith's Pharmacy. "I need to speak privately with Mr Smith please." Mr. Smith - "How can I help you ma'am?" "I need to buy some cyanide" "I'm sorry ma'am. No can do. It's totally restricted and I risk my license." Woman shows Mr Smith a photo of his wife and her husband...

My kids and I have had a mobile coffee and espresso operation for about 10 years. We are in the process of winding it down. But we have done a number of music festivals over the years. One of the best that we have done for about that decade is called Delfest - named for The Del McCoury Band. We...

I generally brew in the kitchen which is where Alexa lives and I ask her play WGDR which she calls "W dot G dot D dot R rock's Grateful Dead radio station. Or I ask her for Amazing Blues Radio and she responds with some great blues mixes.