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Reindeer Liniment Christmas Ale. There is no head because right after I poured it, I found out Torpedo faucets pour beer uncontrollably if you let them unscrew a little bit. Had to clean up around the lid of the keezer, but I left the rest of the beer on the garage floor like a man. It can wait.

CO2 won't be the only gas.

My wife hates American bread, so I taught her my white bread recipe, and now we buy almost no bread. The other day, she needed flour, and we saw White Lily bread flour at the store. It was new to me, so we tried it. The bread was excellent. Significantly better than the results we got with...

Welcome. I don't know anything about extract, though.

I pity people who are being taught a secondary is mandatory. I remember all that extra work.

I have a lot of dried beans that are past their prime, as well as some old Cream of Wheat. Maybe I'm sitting on a new grain bill and I don't know it.

If anyone here knows how to take a full keg of sanitizing fluid, pump it into another keg, completely dry the inside of the first keg, and fill it with beer with no oxygen exposure, I would love to hear about it, because I don't know how to do that.

A sad fact needs to be acknowledged. In spite of the brewing revolution, most Americans can't really tell good beer from bad. They can tell a cute name from a boring one, and they can tell pretty cans and bottles from plain ones. They can see what the cool kids are drinking and follow suit...

Flame me if you want, but we don't really need 5,000 breweries, especially when many are selling image attached to bad beer. Bud already perfected that skill. It would be nice to see a bunch of the mediocre breweries shut down. It's frustrating, seeing 75 IPA's in a store and knowing most are...

Coke is full of phosphoric acid, so I'm not worried. Carbonated drinks with phosphoric acid used to be called "phosphates."

No, they get soggy and fall apart. I remember them. Drink fast, or the straw collapses. And sea creatures don't eat American straws or bags. We use landfills.

They get soggy and collapse. Have you not noticed? Wait...you WERE born before 2000, right? If not, never mind.

I bought 600 plastic straws, so now I don't worry about driving through reality-challenged jurisdictions.

This house came with three Briggs Vacuity toilets. They were made back in the infancy of water-waste hysteria. Very poor design. Can't be plunged without two people to make it work. Briggs abandoned the model, so when the gaskets on the tanks fail, there are no parts available. I don't know...

Math can be annoying. A girl from a cell carrier kept telling me some service only cost $20 per month. I said, "So $480." Twenty bucks per month for the length of the service. She had no idea what I was talking about. She probably buys a new cell phone every year and has lots of subscriptions...

Don't be such a wimp.

He was on a plant-based diet, though. Cigarettes and cocaine.

Didn't see that thread. But now we get to enjoy reliving it. I see people criticizing Hogan for his political beliefs. Not going there. Personally, I would have talked about the way he went through life stabbing people in the back, or the fact that he pumped himself up on illegal drugs and then...

Has anyone here tried Real American Beer yet? It must be fantastic, because it's made by Hulk Hogan. I hear every can is strained through his sweaty yellow bikini bottoms. Real American! The beer for manly Americans who like their sports scripted!

I certainly don't feel condemned. Your post had me wondering if I was using the right pot.