Recent content by the_bird

SO how many times did you get flashed yesterday, Paulie?

Outstanding arrest warrants in most other states?

That's good news, isn't it? More people who ARE infected than we expect - but who are not in the hospital system - mean that a higher percentage of folks we get it are asymptomatic. And if more people have it already that we believed, perhaps we're closer to the herd immunity threshold...

Who are you, Bob Kraft's defense lawyer?

Gonna need those life insurance proceeds to pay next semester's tuition.

"How come I can never find Johnny Carson? Is the Dick Van Dyke show on tonight?"

You don't look a day over 78! Or a pound over four hundred.

It's faahkin' Babe Ruth all the faahk over again. What ****ing Broadway production do those sh*tholes need to fund this time? "Oh, we're so ****ing poor, we can't pay the best, most charismatic player in the league who happens to be only 27 ****ing years old! And we're going to charge more...

Not nearly enough "faahks" for the actors to sound remotely realistic. "You cant paaahk ya faahkin caah there, you a*shole!"

A little more than ten years, I think.

Aging the beer for FOURTEEN years also does wonders.

I'd suggest putting Paulie on the first flight but then you'd need a couple extra rockets.

Did somebody just "like" a post I made twelve ****ing years ago? The real answer, the difference between the styles; no one knows, no one cares. The origin stories are almost certainly made-up nonsense.

More of a Winston Wolf guy myself. Junkyards versus pig farms.