Recent content by maxamuus

Nothing was worse than the next day, hung over and taco bell $hits from the night before.

I do love me some meat ball sandwiches with marinara and cheese ;)

I have worked graveyards. I would get strange looks at the grocery store at 6 am buying Steaks to grill and baked potatoes and beer at 6am. Finally i had to tell the checker. Hey look i work all night, so for you it is 6am but for me its 6pm. So when i am bbqing steaks and getting my drink...

Hey its your father. Help the man out. Go to Costco and help flip the bill and get the man a set of hearing aids. Then the man can hear, which will be a blessing you can't even imagine, and you wont have to get frustrated because he cant hear you. Hearing loss is a disability, so sorry for the...

So i like breast pumps, but rather rude to insinuate i am a drunk. :drunk:

I was looking on Overstock.com for a new desk. I go into the sale section and its filled with breathalyzers and breast pumps? Do they think i am a drunk prego chick?

Why didnt you deposit it via your smart phone? Take pictures of both sides of the check and money magically appears in your account. Love it!

Problem solved, and everything is cleaner and fresher. Its a bonus all the way around.

So i am moving so no home-brew or pipeline. Wanted a cold beer and on a whim i grabbed some PBR to remind me of my high school days. As i leave the C store i notice a Taco Bell across the parking lot. Well sticking with the whole high school theme i thought oh yeah lets load up on some bell...

So can i, but i usually run out of hooker money after the first couple rounds.

Maybe because your a perv of some sort? I get ads for American Express and shopping and stuff.

So how long we got till the Ebola wipes us all out?

Half of the channels on cable have nothing to do with their name. Seriously when was the last time MTV aired a music video?

The razor itself is Merkur, so i have just Merkur blades. I suppose there are cheaper blades out there but i was happy with these and 50 cents seemed cheap compared with what i was coming from.

WOW! Why didnt anyone tell me about this before? I threw out the chinese mach turbo vibrating razor with 48 blades, headlights and a kick stand and got me a 1950ish stainless steel German safety razor, shave cup and soap, and a badger hair brush. Shaving is actually not a huge pain in the...