They keep popping up!

GilaMinumBeer · Jul 8, 2009

The Gnomes! They are everywhere now, all of them Evil or Laughing.

I think someone forgot to close the door to that paralell universe behind them.

Watch yourselves! They are multplying and being blatant about their numbers. The latest has boldly coined itself as teh sixth but, we all know there are more.

Anymore of them and we might see Pandora's box opened again. Trouble is, who knows what Pandora looks like and this ain't fightclub so we can't see her box.

shecky · Jul 8, 2009

GilaMinumBeer said:
The Gnomes! They are everywhere now, all of them Evil or Laughing.

I think someone forgot to close the door to that paralell universe behind them.

Watch yourselves! They are multplying and being blatant about their numbers. The latest has boldly coined itself as teh sixth but, we all know there are more.

Anymore of them and we might see Pandora's box opened again. Trouble is, who knows what Pandora looks like and this ain't fightclub so we can't see her box.

I was just thinking the same thing. I'm wondering why they are all coming from the dark side? Why can't one of them be the Garden Gnome, or Travelocity's Traveling Gnome? The Giggling Gnome?

We seem to have a lot of short, bearded, pointy-headed people around here.

olllllo · Jul 8, 2009

Don't forget the kabouter.

GilaMinumBeer · Jul 8, 2009

olllllo said:
Don't forget the kabouter.

Ahhh yes. The "kabouter" he may have been the scout but you still have to wonder if he's really just a Dutch hippie with a fondness for the mushrooms.

IrregularPulse · Jul 8, 2009

GilaMinumBeer said:
Ahhh yes. The "kabouter" he may have been the scout but you still have to wonder if he's really just a Dutch hippie with a fondness for the mushrooms.

This would definitely be my guess!

Boerderij_Kabouter · Jul 8, 2009

And we are organized....

HomeBrewTalk Groups - Gnomes Ugnited

Although, most of the resident gnomes don't seem to have found our organization.

arturo7 · Jul 8, 2009

Easier to keep an eye on them if they're all herded together.

GilaMinumBeer · Jul 8, 2009

Okay for the record. I had NEVER before this thread seen the Gnome's group.

And the fact that Kabouter is holding a glowing box that he's apparently opening is disturbing.

Bopper · Jul 8, 2009

I think they are taking over the interwebs - my avatar mysteriously just changed after reading this thread?!?!?!? But its not quite a gnome - ITS GNOME-ZOMBIE!!!!!

GilaMinumBeer · Jul 9, 2009

Bopper359 said:
I think they are taking over the interwebs - my avatar mysteriously just changed after reading this thread?!?!?!? But its not quite a gnome - ITS GNOME-ZOMBIE!!!!!

Puking Fruit loops?

Hugh_Jass · Jul 9, 2009

GilaMinumBeer said:
The Gnomes! They are everywhere now, all of them Evil or Laughing.

I think someone forgot to close the door to that paralell universe behind them.

Watch yourselves! They are multplying and being blatant about their numbers. The latest has boldly coined itself as teh sixth but, we all know there are more.

Anymore of them and we might see Pandora's box opened again. Trouble is, who knows what Pandora looks like and this ain't fightclub so we can't see her box.

<glances over one shoulder and then the other>

There's no gnomes here...It's just an illusion, really. Right SheckyGnome?....

shecky · Jul 9, 2009

I think you're right, Hugh Jass Gnome. I don't see anything different. Seems Gila's gone off the deep end.

Boerderij_Kabouter · Jul 9, 2009

I agree with you guys, I haven't noticed anything different either

GilaMinumBeer · Jul 9, 2009

ALL RIGHT! Which oneayou mushroom eatin fookers spiked my coffee!

Hugh_Jass · Jul 9, 2009

Shecky said:
I agree with you guys, I haven't noticed anything different either

Some how the Shecky Kup isn't quite as appealing. The Shecky_Gnome Kup on the other hand.....well not so much, either.

shecky · Jul 9, 2009

Hugh_Jass_Gnome said:
Some how the Shecky Kup isn't quite as appealing. The Shecky_Gnome Kup on the other hand.....well not so much, either.

Hey, how dare you blaspheme.

Boerderij_Kabouter · Jul 9, 2009

Ahhh... the world is back to normal. I can't believe the pressure of being Shecky!

Seriously, you know everyone wants to go gnome

Bopper · Jul 9, 2009

Boerderij_Kabouter said:
Ahhh... the world is back to normal. I can't believe the pressure of being Shecky!

Seriously, you know everyone wants to go gnome

Once you go gnome, you never go back!

Gnomes get more grilled cheese anyway!

dataz722 · Jul 9, 2009

Im trying to get an Edmund fitzgerald to go with my grilled cheese. I don't think a stinkin gnome could pull that off.

shecky · Jul 9, 2009

Bopper359 said:
Gnomes get more grilled cheese anyway!

Seriously? Vive the identity crisis.

Bopper · Jul 9, 2009

Shecky_Gnome said:
Seriously? Vive the identity crisis.

At least that's what they told me when the gnome zombie bit me in the balls. But I was druck :drunk:

AnOldUR · Jul 9, 2009

GilaMinumBeer said:
The Gnomes! They are everywhere now, all of them Evil or Laughing.

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There's a Gnome in the Haus!

MeatyPortion · Jul 9, 2009

???

I wish I was drunk but all I have are energy drinks.

bernerbrau · Jul 9, 2009

It's the damnedest thing. I took a step back from the plate of brownies... And there he was!! Already sh*tfaced too by the look of it.

shecky · Jul 9, 2009

AnOldUR said:
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There's a Gnome in the Haus!

Classic, simply classic.

dataz722 · Jul 9, 2009

MeatyPortion said:
???

I wish I was drunk but all I have are energy drinks.

You can get one hell of a buzz off enough of those. I downed 4 in an hour. I thought my heart was about the jump out of my chest and do an irish jig across the boardroom floor.

MeatyPortion · Jul 9, 2009

Dataz722-The_anti_gnome said:
You can get one hell of a buzz off enough of those. I downed 4 in an hour. I thought my heart was about the jump out of my chest and do an irish jig across the boardroom floor.

If I have more than two in an hour I'll seriously start puking. I'm not a big caffeine guy.

IrregularPulse · Jul 9, 2009

So is the gnome thing the new Aretha hat?

Bopper · Jul 9, 2009

Irregular_Gnome said:
So is the gnome thing the new Aretha hat?

It sure looks like it. I had drawn the same conclusion over in the Tap Room this afternoon

GilaMinumBeer · Jul 9, 2009

If it is, it's all over when "MeatyPortion_Gnome" is a reality.

(Shudders)

IrregularPulse · Jul 9, 2009

Bopper359 said:
It sure looks like it. I had drawn the same conclusion over in the Tap Room this afternoon

Thats where I saw it Data and Brownie. Those is my peeps. Brownie thanks I don't like him probably, but I feel an odd brotherness toward him, which I think is why I give him such a hard time. But it probably just annoys him

shecky · Jul 9, 2009

Irregular_Gnome said:
Thats where I saw it Data and Brownie. Those is my peeps. Brownie thanks I don't like him probably, but I feel an odd brotherness toward him, which I think is why I give him such a hard time. But it probably just annoys him

Care to translate that for us?

bernerbrau · Jul 9, 2009

Nah, I know you mean well.

dataz722 · Jul 9, 2009

Fooking_Gnome_Brownie said:
Nah, I know you mean well.

shut up you fooking gnome

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Jul 10, 2009

Didn't everyone knoe there is a link between gnomes and beer that goes back to the early days of Middle Earth?

Anyway, for all you new gnomes.......I'm the Laughing Gnome, and you can't catch me!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lrqKx-PDng"]YouTube - the laughing gnome[/ame]

olllllo · Jul 31, 2009

Gnome Fest on BoingBoing Web Zen

how to pick the right gnome
arborsmith studios
garden zombie
led garden lamps
strange fences
die screaming...

They keep popping up!

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