Anybody up for a riddle?

I hope the answer invades your nap
For then you'll know I am a ...

LabRatBrewer said:

I hope the answer invades your nap
For then you'll know I am a ...

Click to expand...

Now I shall sleep very well.
Thanks for that. I think you're just swell.

Ischiavo and LabRatBrewer I hope the answer you you gave is right
Because if you replied with the right one I might mis it tonight.
I'm to drunken to forget the correct answer
It doesn't matter to much
Let you new dog be named Prancer..

m a bit out of sight.

But brothers ths you must know
Tonight I will be sleeping with or with out cows
My head needs put down and not with the soaws (sp)
m spelling is bad, that should sound rhyme with vow.

Tomorrow my head will probably be more clear
And I'll answer the question perfectly my dears.
To you and me and all the rest
I'llgive you the answer....
and it will be the best.

There once was a man named Dan.
He stood out in the sun and got tan.
One day, so I hear, he drank too much beer
and slept with his cows in his van.

I heard of that guy too
He was such a fool
What man would sleep in a van?
Or with cows, serious I am

But it really makes no matter
He's either a wonderful batter.
or the Mad Hatter (whoever that guy was, but it rhymed)

So here is to you Mr Ischavio.
Show me how many electrons
you can throw.

We all thought Dan was sleeping.
I thought that was my last post of this evening.
I hear the cows calling
I'm up far too late.
I know that tomorrow,
Myself I will hate.

2 year old will be up soon
But her father...he's such a loon
Up all night with a wine glass
whats in it all a' varied
HBT rocks bacon:fro:

lschiavo said:

We all thought Dan was sleeping.
I thought that was my last post of this evening.
I hear the cows calling
I'm up far too late.
I know that tomorrow,
Myself I will hate.

Click to expand...

Aha ha ha
Seems as I fooled you
I'm barely awake and have no more riddles

So Ischiavo my friend
Please lets jump this thread to a better end

Right now I have been hanging about
They really don't want to know about stouts
Hold on, let me link it, but this of course you must know is a link to a thread and to my last show(ing)

Ok, Okay. kay, kay.. okay. Didnt find that link I mentioned so this will have to do with what I've been thinking. Forgive me man, I've been drinking.

Dan said:

Aha ha ha
Seems as I fooled you
I'm barely awake and have no more riddles

So Ischiavo my friend
Please lets jump this thread to a better end

Right now I have been hanging about
They really don't want to know about stouts
Hold on, let me link it, but this of course you must know is a link to a thread and to my last show(ing)

Ok, Okay. kay, kay.. okay. Didnt find that link I mentioned so this will have to do with what I've been thinking. Forgive me man, I've been drinking.

Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

Click to expand...

I watched it and was impressed.
The sun will rise in a few hours
And I'm still dressed.

Dan, you are a friend.
I'd drink with you until the end.

lschiavo said:

I watched it and was impressed.
The sun will rise in a few hours
And I'm still dressed.

Dan, you are a friend.
I'd drink with you until the end.

Click to expand...

Ischiavo, my brother from a different mother. Wish you were nearer so we could drink a few together and have good times, make up our own too.

Probably not going to happen, which is to bad and to tell you the truth that makes me a bit sad.

Here's a song I'd like you to hear my brother Ischiavo, for you bro, for you.
EDIT: this is not the song I originaly posted. YouTube got a bit nuts. Still a good song my friend.

LabRatBrewer said:

I hope this is new or ya'll will mock
I have mountains yet no rock
I have no water but I have me seas
I do have land but alas no trees

Click to expand...

LabRatBrewer said:

I hope the answer invades your nap
For then you'll know I am a ...

Click to expand...

lschiavo said:

Now I shall sleep very well.
Thanks for that. I think you're just swell.

Click to expand...

First off my apologies to LabRatBrewer, for rudely boasting

Post 156 right after his 155 posting.

It seems him and Ishavio had an exchange,

That made sense to both of their brains.

But to be perfectly honest I still don't get it

Even after two like minds do, but I don't resent it.

LabRatB... after reading your hint?

The word that came to my head doesn't make sense. -Sap

That is probably wrong but it is where my head's at.

So a little help from anybody obviously smarter than me!

If I don't understand the answer soon, I'll climb a tall tree.

A light went off, I said "oh crap!"
I think the answer is a map

What's black when you get it, Red when you use it, And white when you're all through with it?

lschiavo said:

A brewer is found in a locked man cave, hanging from the ceiling 4 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die?

Click to expand...

He paid the ultimate price
By standing on a block of ice
He waited for the ice to melt
To leave the life he'd been dealt

And as the ice turned to water
The rope got increasingly tauter
He hung himself, you see
To escape his ***** of a daughter

emjay said:

He paid the ultimate price
By standing on a block of ice
He waited for the ice to melt
To leave the life he'd been dealt

And as the ice turned to water
The rope got increasingly tauter
He hung himself, you see
To escape his ***** of a daughter

Click to expand...

Quite correct you are.
your mind is a blotter.

But one stroke off par...
how do you implicate his daughter?

A little artistic license.
Mostly because it rhymed,
Unlike this.
Peanut shell

Just giving a hard time.
We all like to rhyme.

Peanut shell
Peanut shell

lschiavo said:

What's black when you get it, Red when you use it, And white when you're all through with it?

Click to expand...

Newspaper sprung to mind
but the Net has treated them so unkind
then i saw my colors out of order
not black and read across the border
i pondered the riddle as i lit my steak
the que glowed the answer if not too late

Originally Posted by lschiavo
What's black when you get it, Red when you use it, And white when you're all through with it?

Click to expand...

Ishiavo I'd get that thread
If it were a bit differently said.
What's black and white all over,
and red when you use it?

Their are obviously much sharper minds than mine
That post here with there riddling rhymes

I'm super happy about that
You're one of the guys.
Keeping this thread
Out of the sack.

My riddling and rhyming are getting pretty lousy
And my psuedo anylitical power is turning quite sour
But still here I am trying to keep up
Enjoying emensely the riddling stuff.

So let me add a poetic riddle,
It will come, but I first need to play my fiddle..

Sticking to my rule of only posting ones I answered
Except for one time
for which I should should be chastised
But even though that, I have blue eyes.

What does man love more than life?

Fear more than death or mortal strife?

What do the poor have, that the rich require?

What do contented men desire?

What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save?

And all men carry to their graves?

why am i drunk on a Monday night?
i had no answer for each question asked
no answer i had presented right
nothing seemed to fit the task
lol the absence in my head
provided the void of which you said

That's how it goes sometimes my friend

We don't always get a point across in the end

But it's nothing mister that you should toss

Out with the water or into the trash.


Somtimes a brain just needs some relief

And I'm not standing on a big reef

I'm thinking bout something I heard quite young

It made me remember a song daddy had sung.


Recently it brought on a crazy a$$ed spell

A tune as a child I knew quite well

Made an impression on me, it needs be sung.

About my life and the one that I've done


And... heading down the road here's a little hint

I'll give you a clue it's not about chicks.

It's about a man and he isn't a hick

The clues about life,

here's a neat little trick


Click, click, clik click..

dun, dun, dun, dun

I was a man born under the sun...

Fighting and a brwaling were just for fun...

I'm not quite sure of the riddle you've asked,
as most
of your post
has it pretty much masked

In the glory of solving past riddles I've basked,
engrossed
by each dose
these fine fellows have tasked.

I'm normally quite good with riddles, indeed.
I coast
and riposte
with astonishing speed!

But this one, I fear, I cannot succeed.
Morose,
nowhere close,
I'll just have to concede.

I wish I could solve it while I'm still in bed,
and boast
to the host
of this ridiculous thread.

So I'm done with this riddle, I'll have breakfast instead:
french roast,
buttered toast
from great raisin bread

To me, my good man, your riddle is dead,
but prost!
if you post
WHERE THE **** WAS YOUR HEAD?

I was pondering not a thing,
but to answer your questioning.
With answer most delightly,
in the light that is so brighly.
That i was pondering,
the answer is nothing

DisturbdChemist said:

I was pondering not a thing,
but to answer your questioning.
With answer most delightly,
in the light that is so brighly.
That i was pondering,
the answer is nothing

Click to expand...

See

LabRatBrewer said:

why am i drunk on a Monday night?
i had no answer for each question asked
no answer i had presented right
nothing seemed to fit the task
lol the absence in my head
provided the void of which you said

Click to expand...

Guess I forgot to see
That someone already beat me
So never mind
On with the rhyme

emjay said:

I'm not quite sure of the riddle you've asked,
as most
of your post
has it pretty much masked

In the glory of solving past riddles I've basked,
engrossed
by each dose
these fine fellows have tasked.

I'm normally quite good with riddles, indeed.
I coast
and riposte
with astonishing speed!

But this one, I fear, I cannot succeed.
Morose,
nowhere close,
I'll just have to concede.

I wish I could solve it while I'm still in bed,
and boast
to the host
of this ridiculous thread.

So I'm done with this riddle, I'll have breakfast instead:
french roast,
buttered toast
from great raisin bread

To me, my good man, your riddle is dead,
but prost!
if you post
WHERE THE **** WAS YOUR HEAD?

Click to expand...

My dear Emjay I'll have to say

The riddle I wrote did not come out the right way.
But made much sense to me when I wrote it
there was no anchor to weigh

Re-reading it now I can understand
It seems to contain little of a plan.

But the words were flowing in my head
To an old song that's pretty much dead.

So I'll give you a hint, just a stint,
The song is old but sung very bold

I lift thirty-two, thousand pounds and this job some times brings me down.
Each day that goes by is one behind,
Financial stability is not dealt with this grind.
If a certain man comes looking for me
I'll tell him I - can - not - go!
"...cause I owe my soul to the company sto'e"

I travel near and I travel far
I can take forever, or arrive in a day
I travel my train, pony and car
Yet in my corner I shall always stay

You travel by one, but sometimes more
This riddle has taken me out of a bore
I love my work but this heat has me damp
The storms have brought me my long lost stamp

Dan said:

So I'll give you a hint it's a song very old
A song that is sung - Very bold!

~ "Each day I lift thirty-two thousand pounds
and this ol' job sometimes brings me down.

Each day that goes by is one left behind,
Financial stability is not dealt with this grind.

If a certain saintly man comes looking for me,
I'll go kicking and a fighting I can be awfully mean.

There's one sure thing he needs to know!
There's no way in he!! that I will go....."

"...Because I owe my soul to the company sto'e!"

Click to expand...

My leads are pretty bad,

No-one figured this out...

It makes me a bit sad

And a little in doubt..

So here is the answer

don't let me pout!....



A lot of writing but it was for fun.

Here's Tenessee Ford singing "16 Tons"!

danny you've been hacked by two geniuses!! (your daughters!!)

His brain is weary
and his eyes are dreary.
so he is passing this off to two girls he knows
and believe it or not, we'll put on a very good show
this is Meagan and Miranda
some pretty smart gals
we're going to give you some rhymes
that will make you say WOW!
So no further introduction will be necessary here
let's get to the questions that will make you kick yourself in the rear.


Q. I'm sometimes white,
Although sometimes I'm black.
I take you there,
But never bring you back. What am I?

Q. What is round on both ends and high in the middle?

Q. What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Your question are great and not light
The first could be a police car, but that"s not right
Likewise your second I cannot see
Your third I will guess after an eternity

The second answer I think I might know.
Correct me if I am wrong, is it Ohio?

We, Miranda and Meagan, did hack into Dad's thread
But to tell the truth we weren't hacking, it was at his request said.
And he asked the two of us to contribute to this thread
and ask a better question than he might have said

So we young girls came up with some riddles
While we were painting our nails and eating some skittles.
I don't know about you, but we think we're doing it right
Me and my sis could ask you questions all night.

Questions one and three have yet to be answered
Kaconga got number two with Ohio and that makes us all smile.

So the number one and three questions you see
Have not been answered but we're waiting with glee.

M & M

You girls have quite an admirable verse,
But I think number one may be a hearse
(or coffin).

And I think I've got the answer to number three
The longest word is "dictionary".

Mr Emjay this is Dan, not my daughters M&M.
They have gone off to bed
Your answer is correct
it is a hearse
and I can not come up
with another verse..

Dan said:

Mr Emjay this is Dan, not my daughters M&M.
They have gone off to bed
Your answer is correct
it is a hearse
and I can not come up
with another verse..

Click to expand...

So my friend please come up with a riddling rhyme
Something to put my brain into overdrive.

My first guess was wrong, I was ashamed to death
in the correct answer Ill ride
screaming, "i'm just holding my breath"

this time it was me, second in rhyme
my son has a guess he wants to make in time
he says the longest word in the files
is the word smiles
between the s's is a mile