I don't know anything about holistic medicine, but I think a wine that makes you vacate your bowels would be the best holistic medicine.
But lets face it... who hasn't had the drunk $#!^s before? I don't think this wine would do anything that other booze hasn't already accomplished.
Ever have trouble getting a "big beer" to carbonate in the bottle? Read the "rules" and please add your story to the list!