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Old 01-20-2012, 01:08 AM   #1
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Ok So here is the dish, I am married, Happily, we live with a roommate who has a horrible time with first dates with first dates, and she wants to know what she does wrong.

She approached my wife asking if she could borrow me for a first date and be brutally honest. No funny business of course, but I promise Ill take her to my place (We live together)

Now I think that this would help us, that is my wife and I, as most of you married men know, the thrill of the chase is gone for some people, and It might inspire a better love life.

She wants us to fill out a questionaire after such as would he/she got a kiss at the end of the night. How did you enjoy the date. things that annoyed you, etc. But Im stuck I was wondering if yall could help me think of a few things

 
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:11 AM   #2
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Oh, man, don't do it! There is NO way you can come out of this intact. Either your wife will be pissed because you had a "too good of a time" or the roommate will be hurt, and/or both. Don't do it. You can not win when dealing with two women, even though they are great friends.
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:14 AM   #3
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Have you lost your mind? NOTHING good can come of this and even if they are best friend 20 years down the road when you leave your socks in the middle of the floor your wife will use it against you.
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:14 AM   #4
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Oh, man, don't do it! There is NO way you can come out of this intact. Either your wife will be pissed because you had a "too good of a time" or the roommate will be hurt, and/or both. Don't do it. You can not win when dealing with two women, even though they are great friends.
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And how would it be a realistic first date? You know eachother...the hard parts already done.
The survey is weird...maybe if your roommate relaxed, his/her odds would pick up.

 
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:15 AM   #5
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I wouldn't do it. Nothing good will come from it.

It's the same as answering how old am I? or How much do you think I weigh. There is no answer that is acceptable. If you guess low or young they say you are lying. If you guess right on you cheated somehow. If you guess too heavy or old .. well you know the result of that.

If things go well it might cause trouble with either the wife or the roommate or both. If it goes bad the roommate is going to resent everything.

 
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:17 AM   #6
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So you have a solid relationship with your wife, but you think going out with your roommate will help your love life while also helping your roommate?

Someone call Lifetime, we have a movie idea here. That ends badly.

Best wishes.

 
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:25 AM   #7
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Ok, well, No date then.. Does it matter shes 2 4 after 10 beer?

Wait, maybe thats her problem.... "but shes super nice"

 
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:29 AM   #8
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What could possibly go wrong....
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:42 AM   #9
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This is one of those "Does my butt look big in these jeans?" moments that we men are destined to lose our weenuses no matter how we answer, so it's best to go find a bar and drink til it all blows over.
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:55 AM   #10
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I can't believe everyone is giving this guy advice without asking for the most important piece of info. We definitely need to know what all three people involved look like. Obviously pictures are a must. If this guy is a 5 or 6 and his wife is an 8 or 9, I say don't do it even if the roommate is a 10.

 
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