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Old 11-15-2011, 06:35 PM   #11
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True story.

First week of my marriage to my current wife we had an apartment. I came home at lunch one day to a sight that almost sent me into cardiac arrest.

She had very diligently layered newspapers around the floor (carpet) and was grilling chicken in teh living room.

Her response, "this is how we do it in M'sia."

Sadly, she was telling the truth. I saw no less than 5 homes that had an open pit BBQ in their living rooms in Malaysia.
Okay, so now I can think of ONE logical (if you could call it that) reason...

So how was indoor grilled chicken anyway?
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Old 11-15-2011, 06:36 PM   #12
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Okay, so now I can think of ONE logical (if you could call it that) reason...

So how was indoor grilled chicken anyway?
It was fabulous!

 
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Old 11-15-2011, 06:49 PM   #13
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I can't think of any "normal" reason why someone would be using a BBQ indoors....
It was raining. Duh.
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Old 11-15-2011, 06:52 PM   #14
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Her response, "this is how we do it in M'sia."
Hrmmm....something familiar about this.
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Old 11-15-2011, 06:56 PM   #15
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Hrmmm....something familiar about this.
And that would be?

 
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Old 11-15-2011, 07:07 PM   #16
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i once lived with a slob. tried to get the landlord to evict him. she wouldnt. he ended up destroying the entire house. we thought the landlord would have to have torn the house down. ive been out of that house for a year now. he has been out since jan. they are still fixing everything he did to the house. i even told the landlord i wasnt doing anything about it. i wasnt his mom and i only rented one room. sucks for her but it was her fault. she saw the way he lived. he took 9 trash bags filled out of his room and i couldnt even tell he cleaned at all.

 
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Old 11-15-2011, 07:11 PM   #17
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And that would be?
It's a common phrase in my household. Except change the "M'sia" to Indonesia.
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Old 11-15-2011, 07:13 PM   #18
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It's a common phrase in my household. Except change the "M'sia" to Indonesia.
I KNEW it!

Can't tell em a damned thing huh? Does she love hearing "Guess what? This isn't Indonesia/Malaysia" as much as mine does?

Did you eat the black sticky rice too?

 
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Old 11-15-2011, 07:18 PM   #19
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Back when I was in the Navy I received a call from the landlord of one of my guys. She was very upset, wanted me to come take a look at the apartment this guy moved out of. It was trashed! Stunk like cat sh*t, feces on the walls, they cut a huge circle out of the bedroom carpet because it was stained so badly. No idea what they did with it, maybe moved it into their next house? The wooden floors were saturated with cat pee. Instead of moving the dresser they just took the drawers. Left a bed frame and some other furniture. Unbeliveably nasty. To make matters worse he was married and had a young child. Reason he moved was because he got accepted to on base housing. The landlord told me there was around $5K in damages. I notified the Navy housing office of his previous landlord's dilema. So the housing office inspects this guys house every week. They only lived in the apartment six months. Some people are just animals.

 
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Does she love hearing "Guess what? This isn't Indonesia/Malaysia" as much as mine does?
As much as she forces it out of my mouth, she must.

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Did you eat the black sticky rice too?
Not willingly. Though I am beginning to suspect that some such voodoo may have been distributed as adjuncts into several of my grain bills.
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