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Old 04-18-2011, 12:19 AM   #31
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They malt it up in Pepperell.


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Old 04-18-2011, 12:22 AM   #32
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It also comes with a water test kit and a ph meter.



 
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:48 AM   #33
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And an accent.
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Old 08-25-2013, 12:28 AM   #34
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i scaled this recipe down to a 1 gallon batch with some required minor substitutions and its the worst ****ing beer i ever tasted, without a doubt i can clearly say it sucks, what a ****ing waste

 
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Old 08-25-2013, 01:55 AM   #35
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Wow, someone actually wasted their time and made this... Good job?!?

 
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Old 08-25-2013, 11:39 AM   #36
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LOL!

No way someone actually made this beer.

If it was actually made... That's the greatest thing I've ever heard.
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Old 08-25-2013, 11:47 AM   #37
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i scaled this recipe down to a 1 gallon batch with some required minor substitutions and its the worst ****ing beer i ever tasted, without a doubt i can clearly say it sucks, what a ****ing waste
If this is a real post, it is the greatest post in the history of this website.
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Old 08-25-2013, 02:22 PM   #38
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If this is a real post, it is the greatest post in the history of this website.
Oh for Christ sakes... get over yourself. I've been making this recipe once a month for a year. Of course, I modified a few things, seeing as how I'm a much better brewer than Cape and am able to both modify recipies on the fly AND act as Pied Piper to Wine Wannabe's. He probably screwed up his calculations and didn't add enough Kaiser malt. Ensnare if your calculation is correct you need to add 34% more. I think Cape put up bad numbers just so his beer would be better. Arsehole!


Fwiw it's only an OK recipe at best... but it IS idiot proof. Or at least I thought so till today.
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PTN... Breaking through the boundaries of douchenozzleness in a daily basis.
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Oh for Christ sakes... get over yourself. I've been making this recipe once a month for a year. Of course, I modified a few things, seeing as how I'm a much better brewer than Cape and am able to both modify recipies on the fly AND act as Pied Piper to Wine Wannabe's. He probably screwed up his calculations and didn't add enough Kaiser malt. Ensnare if your calculation is correct you need to add 34% more. I think Cape put up bad numbers just so his beer would be better. Arsehole! Fwiw it's only an OK recipe at best... but it IS idiot proof. Or at least I thought so till today.
You just said in another thread you have brewed twice in the last year


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