Coldbreak Brewing Giveaway - Open to All!

Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Community > Brewing Events & Local Gatherings > North East USA > Massachusetts HomeBrew Forum > The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread
Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 06-27-2012, 10:11 AM   #2851
homebeerbrewer
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
homebeerbrewer's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Home, where the beer is., Taxachusetts
Posts: 1,975
Liked 91 Times on 78 Posts
Likes Given: 33

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cape Brewing View Post
Oh man... That better make someone's signature in a hurry.
Done.


__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by paulthenurse View Post
My taint is sore.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DakotaRules View Post
... I just threw up on my wife.
homebeerbrewer is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2012, 11:29 AM   #2852
the_bird
10th-Level Beer Nerd
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
the_bird's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Adams, MA
Posts: 20,788
Liked 451 Times on 367 Posts
Likes Given: 109

Default

So, Paulie and Dakota took a cruise up to P-Town, and Paulie came home with a sore ass. The only part of that statement that is the least bit surprising is that I always figured Dakota was the catcher.


__________________
Come join Yankee Ingenuity!

"I'm kind of toasted. But I looked at my watch and it's only 6:30 so I can't stop drinking yet." - Yooper's Bob
"Brown eye finally recovered after the abuse it endured in Ptown last weekend, but it took almost a full week." - Paulie
"no, he just doesn't speak 'stupid'. i, however, am fluent...." - motobrewer
"... I'll go both ways." - Melana

Jazz hands!
the_bird is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2012, 01:50 PM   #2853
DakotaRules
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
DakotaRules's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Melrose, MA
Posts: 1,713
Liked 40 Times on 30 Posts
Likes Given: 24

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by the_bird
I always figured Dakota was the catcher.
Only in your wettest dreams bird.
DakotaRules is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2012, 07:33 PM   #2854
paulthenurse
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
paulthenurse's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Down by the rivah, Down by the banks of the Rivah Chahles.
Posts: 8,263
Liked 399 Times on 308 Posts
Likes Given: 65

Default

Hey bird,

Just over two weeks till "The Great Finger Lakes Invasion of 2012"

Capes gonna burn a hot dog on a stick and talk trash about what a wicked pissa weekend he's having. Nancy.
paulthenurse is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2012, 09:05 PM   #2855
the_bird
10th-Level Beer Nerd
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
the_bird's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Adams, MA
Posts: 20,788
Liked 451 Times on 367 Posts
Likes Given: 109

Default

I'm already stoked. Keep forgetting to inquire about a rental van, though. Been busy as **** around here.
__________________
Come join Yankee Ingenuity!

"I'm kind of toasted. But I looked at my watch and it's only 6:30 so I can't stop drinking yet." - Yooper's Bob
"Brown eye finally recovered after the abuse it endured in Ptown last weekend, but it took almost a full week." - Paulie
"no, he just doesn't speak 'stupid'. i, however, am fluent...." - motobrewer
"... I'll go both ways." - Melana

Jazz hands!
the_bird is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2012, 09:43 PM   #2856
Cape Brewing
DOH!!! Stupid brewing...
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Cape Brewing's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Norton, MA
Posts: 11,478
Liked 493 Times on 406 Posts
Likes Given: 49

Default

Amateurs.
__________________
Why the eff not... everyone else is starting a nano!!! I wanna!!! www.bogironbrewing.com

Quote:
Originally Posted by paulthenurse View Post
I'm pretty much a douche in real life, too.
Cape Brewing is online now
 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2012, 06:32 PM   #2857
paulthenurse
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
paulthenurse's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Down by the rivah, Down by the banks of the Rivah Chahles.
Posts: 8,263
Liked 399 Times on 308 Posts
Likes Given: 65

Default

My very first patient last night was this beautiful little three year old girl with conjunctivitis. I get her fixed up, show Mom how to put the medication in her eyes and send them on their merry way.

Unfortunately, it appears I was somewhat lax in my hand washing technique and just woke up with five pounds of sand under my eyelids and my eye lashes glued shut.

On the upside it's beautiful out and since I can't go to work I can make it a little better by hanging around on the deck, drinking beer and trying to figure out all the words to "Louie Louie."

I'll settle for that.
paulthenurse is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-02-2012, 01:34 AM   #2858
homebeerbrewer
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
homebeerbrewer's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Home, where the beer is., Taxachusetts
Posts: 1,975
Liked 91 Times on 78 Posts
Likes Given: 33

Default

So, the first patient has conjunctivitis, and then all subsequent patients have conjunctivitis. Good job.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by paulthenurse View Post
My taint is sore.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DakotaRules View Post
... I just threw up on my wife.
homebeerbrewer is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-02-2012, 03:22 AM   #2859
Cape Brewing
DOH!!! Stupid brewing...
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Cape Brewing's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Norton, MA
Posts: 11,478
Liked 493 Times on 406 Posts
Likes Given: 49

Default

Paul's confused. He is saying "pink eye" but I think he means his "brown eye" is glued shut with five pounds of gunk.
__________________
Why the eff not... everyone else is starting a nano!!! I wanna!!! www.bogironbrewing.com

Quote:
Originally Posted by paulthenurse View Post
I'm pretty much a douche in real life, too.
Cape Brewing is online now
 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-02-2012, 10:56 PM   #2860
homebeerbrewer
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
homebeerbrewer's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Home, where the beer is., Taxachusetts
Posts: 1,975
Liked 91 Times on 78 Posts
Likes Given: 33

Default

What? PTN confused? Is that supposed to be news?


__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by paulthenurse View Post
My taint is sore.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DakotaRules View Post
... I just threw up on my wife.
homebeerbrewer is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Official 2009 NHC meetup thread olllllo California HomeBrew Forum 0 05-11-2009 06:07 PM
The Official 2007 GABF Thread dblvsn Colorado HomeBrew Forum 95 10-23-2007 04:14 PM
Official Dixie Cup 2007 Thread EdWort Texas HomeBrew Forum 9 10-22-2007 08:29 PM


Forum Jump

Newest Threads

LATEST SPONSOR DEALS