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Old 06-27-2012, 10:11 AM   #2851
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Oh man... That better make someone's signature in a hurry.
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:29 AM   #2852
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So, Paulie and Dakota took a cruise up to P-Town, and Paulie came home with a sore ass. The only part of that statement that is the least bit surprising is that I always figured Dakota was the catcher.


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Old 06-27-2012, 01:50 PM   #2853
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I always figured Dakota was the catcher.
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Old 06-27-2012, 07:33 PM   #2854
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Hey bird,

Just over two weeks till "The Great Finger Lakes Invasion of 2012"

Capes gonna burn a hot dog on a stick and talk trash about what a wicked pissa weekend he's having. Nancy.
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:05 PM   #2855
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I'm already stoked. Keep forgetting to inquire about a rental van, though. Been busy as **** around here.
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:43 PM   #2856
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Amateurs.
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Old 07-01-2012, 06:32 PM   #2857
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My very first patient last night was this beautiful little three year old girl with conjunctivitis. I get her fixed up, show Mom how to put the medication in her eyes and send them on their merry way.

Unfortunately, it appears I was somewhat lax in my hand washing technique and just woke up with five pounds of sand under my eyelids and my eye lashes glued shut.

On the upside it's beautiful out and since I can't go to work I can make it a little better by hanging around on the deck, drinking beer and trying to figure out all the words to "Louie Louie."

I'll settle for that.
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Old 07-02-2012, 01:34 AM   #2858
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So, the first patient has conjunctivitis, and then all subsequent patients have conjunctivitis. Good job.
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Old 07-02-2012, 03:22 AM   #2859
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Paul's confused. He is saying "pink eye" but I think he means his "brown eye" is glued shut with five pounds of gunk.
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Old 07-02-2012, 10:56 PM   #2860
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What? PTN confused? Is that supposed to be news?


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