Help me name my brews!

OK, so I've designed my logo and labels.
Name of my brewery is "Elemental Brewing Company" and each of the labels are designed like a periodic table frame.
Keeping with this theme, I would like to come up with names for my beers (all original recipes).
Currently my recipes include the following styles:

Cascadian Dark Ale - tentatively named "Nuclear Maltdown"
All Amarillo AIPA - maybe "Accelerator IPA"???
Belgian Black Strong Ale
India Brown Ale
Belgian Wit
American Pale Ale

any help coming up with creative names would be appreciated!

StaggerBrew said:

Cascadian Dark Ale - tentatively named "Nuclear Maltdown"
All Amarillo AIPA - maybe "Accelerator IPA"???

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Belgian Black Strongtium Ale
Indium Brown Ale
Belgian Wit ..... i got nuthin'
American Paleonium Ale

Belgian Wit - Heavy Water or Deuterium Wit or D20

Or even ²H2O (Note, the first 2 should be a superscript).

bsdx said:

Belgian Black Strongtium Ale
Indium Brown Ale
Belgian Wit ..... i got nuthin'
American Paleonium Ale

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Witless Belgian...

Belgian Black Strong Ale: B2Sa...not bad for a guy who only knows that H2O is water and K9P comes from a dog...

if you're going for the chemistry theme, why not name them after famous chemists or laws?

avogadro's ale? boyle's belgian black?

i dunno, just an idea

Belgian Black Strong Ale - Bismuth Belgian Ale (It's Heavy Metal!)

That's a great name as Bismuth looks awesome:

arsenic sulfide american pale ale.

but of course you must use the chemical formula of arsenic sulfide.

Pale-anium Ale-genate

Burgs said:

if you're going for the chemistry theme, why not name them after famous chemists or laws?

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I'm not neccesarily going for a chemistry theme as much as just a general scientific one.

I have a recipe that I've been playing with for a while that I refer to as my Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principale Ale, as I'm never sure how it's going to turn out and the measuring (how much you drink) effects the results (how tasty it is).

Also, I keep all of my beers in Schrödinger's Fridge, wherein there exists both beer and not-beer in simultaeneous super-position. Though luckily, when you actualize the waveform (vis. open the door), there's usually beer.

Now if you'll excuse, I need to go put batteries in my calculator collection and wash out my pocket protectors...

That's hilarious!

Now if we can only get an equal and opposite reaction to our beer consumption, thus creating a perpetual beer machine.

I'm going to need a lot more time on this forum before I can attain this level of beer nerdiness.

This is more just plain nerdiness than beer nerdiness... but I am enjoying every minute of it!

Prime said:

This is more just plain nerdiness than beer nerdiness... but I am enjoying every minute of it!

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It can be both.

pvh99 said:

I'm going to need a lot more time on this forum before I can attain this level of beer nerdiness.

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Sarcasm and wit goes a long way...

Resurrecting this thread because I'm still trying to come up with names!

Belgian Black Strong Ale = Bunsen Burner Black
India Brown Ale = Flux Capacitor Brown
Belgian Wit = Fission Wit
American Pale Ale = Atomic APA