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Old 11-23-2009, 01:00 AM   #1
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Here's a fun one. If King cobra was an Extract Brewing kit what ingredients would it have???

 
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Old 11-23-2009, 01:12 AM   #2
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Corn sugar, pale malt DME, a mute lager yeast and a very small amount of somewhat funky but neutral hops.

EDIT: Or prehopped extract with sugar already added...single can thing...with a basic lager yeast.
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Old 11-23-2009, 03:00 AM   #3
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King Cobra venom. Duh!
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Old 11-23-2009, 03:22 AM   #4
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100% fresh horse piss

 
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Old 11-23-2009, 04:59 AM   #5
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I know a bum who will pee into your fermenter for about $20.

After he pees, you have to carb and drink at around 78* F.

 
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Old 11-24-2009, 11:53 PM   #6
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Hahaha, I used to drink this stuff when I was younger. Didn't know anything about beer aside from cheap is good and cheap and strong is better...making me gravitate towards cases of Icehouse and other cheap swill.

For a malt liquor it is pretty offensive, and that is saying a lot. I'd say the recipe is something like this:

-Random amount of Corn Sugar
-Hay
-Dried Corn
-Hop Pellets
-Water from a bathroom sink
-Cooking yeast

 
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:01 AM   #7
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I know a bum who will pee into your fermenter for about $20.
I'll do it for $5 as long as you provide the fuel for the urin (beer).

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Hahaha, I used to drink this stuff when I was younger. Didn't know anything about beer aside from cheap is good and cheap and strong is better...making me gravitate towards cases of Icehouse and other cheap swill.
My cheap beer fix was Magnum. I used to pick up a 40 oz or two of that and add a half a bottle or mor of Spatan Optimator to both and drink them both in one night (did that for a year or three before I got into good beer). Actually made a pritty decent tasting drink...well...not decent, but better than what it was.
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Old 11-25-2009, 04:14 AM   #8
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I'll do it for $5 as long as you provide the fuel for the urin (beer).


My cheap beer fix was Magnum. I used to pick up a 40 oz or two of that and add a half a bottle or mor of Spatan Optimator to both and drink them both in one night (did that for a year or three before I got into good beer). Actually made a pritty decent tasting drink...well...not decent, but better than what it was.
Man, I'm with the icehouse man. I used to drink the **** outa that crap.

 
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Old 11-25-2009, 04:27 AM   #9
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Crazy Horse got me when I was younger!

 
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Old 11-25-2009, 07:17 AM   #10
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Last summer I went from drinking my home brew to having a malt liquor kick. Me and my brew buddy were total beer geeks and as his palate grew I would buy things like Hurricane High gravity and serve it to him in a pint glass saying it was some pretty serious Belgian ale or an imperial pilsner. Some of us have a cheap sense of humor I suppose.

And Magnum is actually decent, I mean it isn't good but for $2 bucks you get a 40.

 
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