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Old 11-07-2009, 02:57 AM   #11
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Revvy killed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Revvy can kill two stones with one bird.
Revvy doesnt read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Revvytatorship.
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Old 11-07-2009, 03:01 AM   #12
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I don't know, his photo looks more like "The Most Interesting Man In The World".

"Stay thirsty, my friends"

 
Old 11-07-2009, 03:14 AM   #13
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Revvy can stop fermentation by looking at his airlock.
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Old 11-07-2009, 03:23 AM   #14
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Revvy can force carbonate using only his fists.

Instead of yeast, Revvy just coughs in the direction of the fermenter.

Revvy whirlpools his wort by simply glaring at it sternly.

Some say Revvy's beers have bad head retention, but the truth is the CO2 is too scared to come out of solution in his presence.






Keep on keepin' on, Revvy.


 
Old 11-07-2009, 03:43 AM   #15
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Revvy doesn't use bottle openers, he has his hands.

 
Old 11-07-2009, 03:44 AM   #16

Revvy can turn piss into beer.

Revvy's dandruff is saccharomyces.

Revvy's mash tun gets 110% efficiency
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Old 11-07-2009, 03:48 AM   #17
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Revvy doesn't need a refractometer. He simply puts a drop of wort on his eyeball and stares straight into the sun.



(the sun blinks first)

 
Old 11-07-2009, 03:50 AM   #18
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an airlock didn't bubble once, and it felt bad so it bubbled in Morse Code - I'm made in China, don't be made at me Revvy.

 
Old 11-07-2009, 03:52 AM   #19
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Revvy once counted the number of yeast cells in a starter....

...while holding his breath.

 
Old 11-07-2009, 03:54 AM   #20
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Revvy wasn't born. He budded.

 
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