I'll start this off with one I'm sure you've all heard:
"Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
The story I heard about the origin of this (I'm not sure it's true, but it makes a good story) is that it is an old sailing expression. You've all seen the movies about the old sailing ships with the cannons on deck with a neat stack of iron cannonballs beside each one. Ever wonder what kept the stack from collapsing as the ship pitched and yawed? Supposedly they had a plate at the bottom of the stack with cup-like depressions for each of the cannonballs on the bottom layer. The balls on the upper layers fit down between the ones on the next lower layer, so for example, the bottom layer was 4x4, then 3x3, 2x2, etc. Now the cannonballs were iron but they got shot frequently enough (war or practice) to not get too rusty, but the plates, which were called monkeys, were made of brass because they stayed on the ship for many years. Normally, this worked well, but it could be a problem in really cold weather, because the dimensions of the brass changed more with temperature than did the iron balls. In really cold weather, the brass monkeys shrank so much from the cold that the depressions became smaller and forced the bottom layer of cannonballs up. The bottom balls, not being held firmly enough had a tendency to roll free, causing the stack to collapse, so the sailors said that it is "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey". And all this time, you thought it was about simian gonads.
Anyone have some similar stories?
"Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
The story I heard about the origin of this (I'm not sure it's true, but it makes a good story) is that it is an old sailing expression. You've all seen the movies about the old sailing ships with the cannons on deck with a neat stack of iron cannonballs beside each one. Ever wonder what kept the stack from collapsing as the ship pitched and yawed? Supposedly they had a plate at the bottom of the stack with cup-like depressions for each of the cannonballs on the bottom layer. The balls on the upper layers fit down between the ones on the next lower layer, so for example, the bottom layer was 4x4, then 3x3, 2x2, etc. Now the cannonballs were iron but they got shot frequently enough (war or practice) to not get too rusty, but the plates, which were called monkeys, were made of brass because they stayed on the ship for many years. Normally, this worked well, but it could be a problem in really cold weather, because the dimensions of the brass changed more with temperature than did the iron balls. In really cold weather, the brass monkeys shrank so much from the cold that the depressions became smaller and forced the bottom layer of cannonballs up. The bottom balls, not being held firmly enough had a tendency to roll free, causing the stack to collapse, so the sailors said that it is "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey". And all this time, you thought it was about simian gonads.
Anyone have some similar stories?