The Beer Prayer

The Beer Prayer
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Our Lager,
Which Art In Barrels,
Hallowed Be Thy Drink.

Thy Will Be Drunk.
(i Will Be Drunk.)
At Home As In The Tavern.

Give Us This Day Our Foamy Head,
And Forgive Us Our Spillages,
As We Forgive Those Who Spill
Against Us.

And Lead Us Not Into Incarceration,
But Deliver Us From Hangovers.

For Thine Is The Beer,
The Bitter And The Lager,
For Ever And Ever,
barmen.

Water vs. Beer

WATER

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

BEER

We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop

BEER = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK BEER

It is better to drink beer and talk **** than it is to drink water and be full of ****.

Where's BrewPastor? Something else for this weekend's sermon...