Wow...could this be the most well written bad movie review ever?

Was browsing Bad Movies.org when I came acrost the movie Starcrash. There was a small sentance on it that caught my eye: "Where else can you watch a mascara-wearing David Hasselhoff fight stop motion robots with a lightsaber?" Had to click on the review.

I started to read the review when I came acrost the most awesome few sentences I have ever read in a movie review. I like this guys style:

"I love this movie. I wish it was a girl, so I could break her ankles and keep her chained to a bed in a remote cabin. There, with no worry of discovery, I could read her my poetry (about her) and feed her sauteed songbirds caught especially for her consumption."

woah - that movie looks awesome. Not sure I'd watch it without "enhancers" though, looks like it needs the right mindset.

Next internet download....