cheezydemon3
Well-Known Member
DEAR GOD.
I know this one is old, but WTF?????
So the most respected "Driller" in the world, has the fantastic judgement to have not only his 18 year old hot daughter on the oil rig, but a FREAKING shotgun........which he fires at an employee.
This retard, and his equally challenged crew, are the last hope for earth because......THAT'S RIGHT!!!....there is some DRILLING that will save the earth. (after some space travel and the transportation of a nuclear weapon, all covered sufficiently in my copy of THE OIL DRILLERS HAND BOOK).
Pair all the suspension of disbelief that was inspired by the original STAR Wars, and multiply that by 50, and you may have enough to enjoy this zany, fun filled, crap fest.
Never mind that the gravity on the asteroid is about that of the earth, and ignore the fact that this mechanical drill a little bigger than a humvee is drilling down 10 MILES or so,,(WITH WHAT???) and that several of the highly trained deuchebags are off roading in NASA's supercharged, internal combustion mars rover.
NEver mind the fact that this movie has Ben aflec in it...
COULD IT GET ANY WORSE?????
I know this one is old, but WTF?????
So the most respected "Driller" in the world, has the fantastic judgement to have not only his 18 year old hot daughter on the oil rig, but a FREAKING shotgun........which he fires at an employee.
This retard, and his equally challenged crew, are the last hope for earth because......THAT'S RIGHT!!!....there is some DRILLING that will save the earth. (after some space travel and the transportation of a nuclear weapon, all covered sufficiently in my copy of THE OIL DRILLERS HAND BOOK).
Pair all the suspension of disbelief that was inspired by the original STAR Wars, and multiply that by 50, and you may have enough to enjoy this zany, fun filled, crap fest.
Never mind that the gravity on the asteroid is about that of the earth, and ignore the fact that this mechanical drill a little bigger than a humvee is drilling down 10 MILES or so,,(WITH WHAT???) and that several of the highly trained deuchebags are off roading in NASA's supercharged, internal combustion mars rover.
NEver mind the fact that this movie has Ben aflec in it...
COULD IT GET ANY WORSE?????