worst possible craft beer names

Random Hop Residue Donkey-Punch Frankfurter Ale

Weeping Boil light lager.

Strains of Vaginal Yeast Irish Red Ale

Sour puss lambic

Non-Newtonian Ale. (Do not shake.)

Racism-in-a-bottle White IPA (mit lebensraum)

MeatyPortion said:

This one just looks and sounds like crap. I remember trying the Voodoo Doughnut Ale and couldn't stand it. I don't want to rip on Rogue too much but I haven't liked much of any of their beers and this label looks to continue that trend (although it's funny).

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^ Lol what a bunch of pssies what never had anything stronger than newcastle? I'd love to see them try down a quadruple IPA or a Siperia Stout, while calmly enjoying the same brand myself

(not that I would be a big fan of IPAs but not often has a beer came across that I haven't been able to drink. Not for years anyway)

"None of these have been enjoyable!"

You think beer is a fcking game???

Wrung out of a Wrestling Singlet Light Lager

Cavity Search Rauchbier

MeatyPortion said:

Wrung out of a Wrestling Singlet Light Lager

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Andre the Giant's?

Steveruch said:

Andre the Giant's?

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This could be the label art.

Something like this, but with more backsplash.

MeatyPortion said:

Wrung out of a Wrestling Singlet Light Lager

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Or were you thinking more like this?

bleme said:

Or were you thinking more like this?

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Ew, sure?

Or this?

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Or backhair?

chudsonvt said:

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I'm genuinely surprised no one has done this for real.

nmfree said:

I'm genuinely surprised no one has done this for real.

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Commercially or HB? I just figured that craft malt liquor was a bit of an oxymoron so I had to whip that image together. Not as raunchy as some of the others on here, but still... Would you buy it? Haha

chudsonvt said:

Commercially or HB? I just figured that craft malt liquor was a bit of an oxymoron so I had to whip that image together. Not as raunchy as some of the others on here, but still... Would you buy it? Haha

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No, but I probably would have swiped it from the old man's fridge when I was 17.

Bong water - herbal infused rauchbier

Jonestown Flavor-Aid Hefeweizen

Not beer, but same level of barf.

http://www.hellawella.com/20-worst-flavor-suggestions-lays-do-us-flavor-challenge

"Milk Stout with real milk"

Incest is Besteweizen Dunkel

wat

It Burns When IPA

Ebola n' Sriracha Triple Hopped Pale Sahti

No hops in sahti

BikerMatt said:

No hops in sahti

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That's what makes it so wrong.

my new ne-ipa

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Nickelback: The Beer

Various Flavors of Concrete Sidewalks Blood Orange Hefepilsner

Spiced Man Boob Cheese Dopplebock

Reindeer piss

Actually a very widely known nickname for one of the biggest selling commercial brews here (Lapin Kulta/ Lapland's gold) IMO they could bottle the mentioned substance and I bet half wouldn't notice a change.

Stag Semen Stout

For the record this is a real beer actually made with stag semen available in New Zealand.

http://www.foodandwine.com/fwx/drink/new-zealand-pub-has-created-stag-semen-beer

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70801726/a-semenil-pint-wellington-pub-and-brewer-create-beer-laced-with-stag-semen