The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Meeting Paulie is like winning the lottery

What he ^^^^^^^^ said.

It’s actually probably better. You don’t have to pay more taxes because you meet me

We ought to put aside the silliness of the past few days. Pretty soon summer will be over, the kids will be headed black to school, our new friend on the Vineyard will move out of the tent he’s been living in all summer and back into his winter rental in Carly Simon’s estate, and we can get back to the real reason for this thread’s existence.

Busting Cape’s balls.

So hey, Brewboy, did your thingamadiggy fall off yet? It’s probably all dried up and dangling by a thread, kind of like an umbilical cord on a newborn. Same size too.

So obsessed.

Man-crushes could be flattering I guess but this has gone WAY into creepy territory

You want to know what’s creepy?

Waking up to three texts from you overnight, including full color documentation of your curiously malformed prehensile hoof.

THATS creepy!

Photo evidence of my freakish healing ability.

I’m like Wolverine

Cape Brewing said:

Photo evidence of my freakish healing ability.

I’m like Wolverine

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You're much more like Homer Simpson.

TheDudeLebowski said:

Meeting Paulie is like winning the lottery

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Well, that's the thing, I can't make it because Paul picked the wrong day for me. But, since ya don't actually know me yet, you won't actually miss me, nor my yummy twice baked potatoes.

paulthenurse said:

You're much more like Homer Simpson.

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LOL!

Let’s stand next to each other at Masstoberfest and have folks vote on who looks more like Homer Simpson.

That’s like the fourth or fifth time you’ve intimated that you’re coming. Why don’t you just send Courtney and the boys and you stay n Norton.

Hoppy2bmerry said:

Well, that's the thing, I can't make it because Paul picked the wrong day for me. But, since ya don't actually know me yet, you won't actually miss me, nor my yummy twice baked potatoes.

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You could still send the spuds. Just sayin’

paulthenurse said:

You could still send the spuds. Just sayin’

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The chance of that happening is as fatty as the cheese, butter and bacon in the spuds.

Ouch. That hurt. You know, some of us bleed when cut.

Not Cape. He’s got mythical healing superpowers.

Can’t help it... it was a gift from God

Mmmm... Maybe somewhere warmer?

Cape Brewing said:

Can’t help it... it was a gift from God

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You’re a gift from God.

Which explains why the line to sign up to be an atheist is so long.

Cape Brewing said:

LOL!

Let’s stand next to each other at Masstoberfest and have folks vote on who looks more like Homer Simpson.

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Who's gonna be the tiebreaker for the 1-1 vote?

Took Steve A out on LSU today for our annual fishing expedition.

And, as usual, the fish didn’t interrupt a good day of drinking.

Heading home from Marblehead we’re scooting into Broad Sound to take the North Channel into the city when we see something weird 40 yards ahead of us. I cut the throttle just as Steve asks “What’s that?”
“I don’t know, but I’m going around it.”

Suddenly there is a spout and flukes and a tail headed down just in front of us. We lingered in the area (80 +/- feet about a mile off Nahant) for 30 minutes but she never came up again. Heard later on 22A there was another tangled in gear up around Thatchers Island. Probably the same pod.

No one cares

You’re a dork

I’m rubber and you’re glue.

Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you!


Nah na nah na nah nah!

Oh... we all know how rubbery you are

You bob for apples in the toilet. And you like it.

Why do I suspect that if Cape DOES make an appearance at Masstoberfest its going to go something like this?

Love that Green Onion. oh, sorry ...

So Smurf,
As the reigning Queen of Masstoberfest, you do remember that you have a responsibility to augment the Masstoberfest Cup, right? You've got five weeks to design, create, and install your addition.

Done.

So I’m going to show up and challenge young kids to a baseball game?

You post stupid things.

Everyone says it

PTN posts stupid things.

See?

I’d love to see the screen shot of the back door texts between you two idiots.

“AZ. AZ. I’m going to bust PTN in 3 - 2 - 1....”

Some of you guys related? sounds like you're married, but probably just inlaws...or something weirder...

Happy friedegg.....

Cape is my illegitimate love child.

And he brews beer like a girl.

So, what is wrong with brewing like a girl/woman? Hmm?

I should replace my well expansion tank,, have to air charge it all the time or pump will short cycle..

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Hoppy2bmerry said:

So, what is wrong with brewing like a girl/woman? Hmm?

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Nuttin. You should change your plans and show up. We need new victims to suffer through the indignity of having to explain to the in-laws why the Masstoberfest Cup is ensconced over the fireplace on Thanksgiving.

We’re gender neutral. So long as you self identify as a brewer we’ll allow you to use our portapotty

Dland said:

I should replace my well expansion tank,, have to air charge it all the time or pump will short cycle..

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Da fuq? This guy’s the son of He Who Shall Not Be Mentioned.

Wtf? The rainwater cistern broken?

paulthenurse said:

Nuttin. You should change your plans and show up. We need new victims to suffer through the indignity of having to explain to the in-laws why the Masstoberfest Cup is ensconced over the fireplace on Thanksgiving.

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You could've picked a better weekend.
I really can't change the commitment I've made that weekend, even with enticement of the fabulous coveted cup. I had hubby all talked into it too, he's my DD.

You’re married to Fred the Baker?