Beer Nightmares!!!

Lately I have been having some pretty upsetting dreams. I wouldn't actually call them nightmares but they get me all bothered an annoyed... 3 so far in the past few weeks

1) I had a brew day. I didn't sanitize anything. Boiled the wort, didn't bother cooling, and pitched the yeast in the just-boiling media...

2) Brewed a great batch of beer. It was bottling day. Everything went smoothly and got last ounce bottled. Except I didn't clean or sanitize the bottles and I realized this after the fact.

3) Cold crashed a secondary. For some reason, after an hour, someone took it out of the cold and put it in the hot sun to bake. And then they shook it like Michael J Fox.

Anyone else have disturbing dreams like this?

pwndabear said:

And then they shook it like Michael J Fox.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA...so bad

yep. I have a recurring dream SWMBO throws out my equipment thinking it was just junk in the garage. I wake up pissed off and won't talk to her for half a day.

just tell your self to R.D.W.H.A.H.B. in the next one.

Wow! When I have "anxiety" dreams they never involve breing, thank god! That's way worse than showing up to work in your underwear!

The other night I had a dream that my fermenter was leaking my precious beer and soaking my almost-as-precious grains on the shelf.

HA HA! I am so glad i found you guys! I was just telling a friend of mine that I had a beer nightmare the other night. I dreamt that my bottle caps didn't seal properly and that my entire batch was ruined. I just kept opening bottle after bottle like "OH NO!" Needless to say my friend thought I was nuts.