Topless Ale

evilnoah · Jan 23, 2009

As always I have time on my hands at work XD and since I am currently fermenting some English Brown Ale, I thought I would take some of my free time to come up with a humorous label for the ale. This is what I came up with:

USFbulls · Jan 23, 2009

Mom?!.......

Bluelinebrewer · Jan 23, 2009

Ummmmm, very nice. After realizing that there was more to the picture than the topless girl, I do have one suggestion.... the "topless girl" print seems to get lost in the "brown ale" print. If it were me, I would separate the two. Just my suggestion. Otherwise, very nice label!!

maltMonkey · Jan 23, 2009

you should have used this picture:

Nerro · Jan 23, 2009

I'd leave the text "topless girl" out of it. It's sort of self evident

mattmcl · Jan 23, 2009

Or do something funny, like two bottlecaps next to each other- OO.

david_42 · Jan 23, 2009

Brown Ale + Dirndl = blasphemy

(unless it's a Brown Belgian)

maltMonkey · Jan 23, 2009

david_42 said:
Brown Ale + Dirndl = blasphemy

(unless it's a Brown Belgian)

I think he's banking on the fact that the dress won't be the focus

mmb · Jan 23, 2009

You may want to change that to read "really couldn't care less" because as is makes it sound like you care about what they think.

evilnoah · Jan 23, 2009

maltMonkey said:
I think he's banking on the fact that the dress won't be the focus

To be honest I really didn't notice what she was wearing

Nerro · Jan 23, 2009

In all reality it ought to be a blonde. You could get a black girl for the brown. Or maybe for a porter...

Perhaps latina or something for the brown?

maltMonkey · Jan 23, 2009

I find it funny that every one of us so far has had a suggestion for improvement.....

you'd think it would be hard to criticize boobies on a beer bottle

evilnoah · Jan 23, 2009

maltMonkey said:
I find it funny that every one of us so far has had a suggestion for improvement.....

you'd think it would be hard to criticize boobies on a beer bottle

Now that is a quote worthy of adding to my signature

"you'd think it would be hard to criticize boobies on a beer bottle"

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