"Hell Comes to Frogtown" - The Rowdy Roddy Piper is the last fertile man on Earth....with atomic chastity belt, bummer. Experience the dance of the three snakes!
"The Forbidden Zone" - Crazy b&w musical from the 80's with Danny Elfman as the Devil, singing "Minnie the Moocher." A midget, lots of female nudity, and a frogman in a flapper tux named "Bustrod" as well.
"The Howling II: Stirba, Werewolf *****" - Christopher Lee is probably embarassed by this film, and that's saying something. Dwarf with exploding eyeballs, werewolf menage a trois, stop motion homunculus...
"At the Earth's Core" - Peter Cushing, Doug McClure, and Caroline Munroe at the center of Earth with psychic pterodactyls, toad monsters that explode when falling of cliffs, and a character called "Hooja, the Sly One" flesh out this adaptation of the Edgar Rice Burroughs classic.
"Night of the Lepus" - Star Trek's Dr. McCoy battles hideous mutant irradiated......rabbits. That's right, nothing inspires terror quite like the bloody maw of an oversized herbivore...
"Weasels Rip my Flesh" - This movie opens up with a 5 minute philosophical diatribe before delving into a mad world of rockets made from office supplies, weasels made from felt, and a cast made from a 70's porn flick...at least the male half.
"Journey to the Seventh Planet" - The 7th planet is Uranus, for the record...though not the Uranus we've come to know and love. It is a solid planet resembling Earth, complete with breathable atmosphere! (which is a good thing, because the helmets on the space suits don't connect to the suit, and one of the unfortunate astronauts rips a big hole in the back of his pants while fleeing a malevolent brain.)
"The Crippled Masters" - You've probably never seen a kung-fu flick that pits a man with no arms against a man with no legs before.
"Lair of the White Worm" - Tired of your wife subjecting you to all those Hugh Grant romantic comedies? Would you rather see him chop an old hag in two with a broad sword? Bonus snake-woman seducing a boy scout.
"Zaat" - I wouldn't even subject my inlaws to this film, let alone my worst enemy. Scientist thinks it would be good idea to turn self into mutant land catfish...realizes that there are no mutant land catfish women to mate with....plots to kidnap women and turn them into mutant land catfish so he can mate.... like he was doing a lot of that before he turned into a mutant land catfish??? Awesome.
"Legend of Dinosaurs and Monster Bird" - This Japanese film completely delivers on the promise of the title, including singular bird. Not sure what was going on because I don't speak japanese, but there was some T&A and a nice volcanic eruption.
"Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity" - Women....in prison....in space! That is, until they escape and crash land on a moon where they're hunted for sport, in sexy night gowns, by a wealthy sportsman fellow with a big laser.
I could go on and on. Nothing pairs with home brew quite like bad cinema.
