We went out to eat the other night. We went to place that has a bar in it. I ordered a margarita on the rocks. Dude came back with a frozen margarita. Did I flip over tables and light the place on fire? No. I drank the wrong drink. Dude caught it to.
Oh, man, you wanted that on the rocks, huh?
Yeah, but it's cool. I drink them either way.
I don't jack with the bartender and I expect he won't jack with me. But this dude does not abide a pretentious ass clown of a bartender. If I order a drink and he don't know what's in it, that's okay. There's a lot of drinks out there and with a lot of different names. Ask me. I'll tell you. I do know what's in what I order. Unless it's something on their drink menu I've never heard of.
And if I do order some weird ass drink and I don;t like it, fat chance unless it's some stupid milk drink, I will drink it. I ordered it. It's mine. I'll drink it. None of this send it back because I didn't know I wouldn;t like it. Ya pays ya money and ya takes ya chances. And ya drinks ya drink.
Oh, man, you wanted that on the rocks, huh?
Yeah, but it's cool. I drink them either way.
I don't jack with the bartender and I expect he won't jack with me. But this dude does not abide a pretentious ass clown of a bartender. If I order a drink and he don't know what's in it, that's okay. There's a lot of drinks out there and with a lot of different names. Ask me. I'll tell you. I do know what's in what I order. Unless it's something on their drink menu I've never heard of.
And if I do order some weird ass drink and I don;t like it, fat chance unless it's some stupid milk drink, I will drink it. I ordered it. It's mine. I'll drink it. None of this send it back because I didn't know I wouldn;t like it. Ya pays ya money and ya takes ya chances. And ya drinks ya drink.