OUCH!!!, and why would you?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21351012-401,00.html

EDIT - Yes this is work safe. no pictures, luckily.

Just goes to show that Darwin was right...

homebrewer_99 said:

Just goes to show that Darwin was right...

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Ah hear ya brother...

Heck! I do that every weekend.

I love the smell of naptha in the morning. It smells like Victory!

The was a guy here in tassie that decided to "back burn" down there as he was a bit too hairy. Apparently did not go well. Got crank called on the radio - he was very embaressed.

SWMBO said this is justification to ban movies like that. I said that if a guy was to spray lighter fluid on his buddies nuts and light him on fire, all the while with complete cooperation mind you, the issues with these people run far deeper than simple peer influence. One of them was in his 40's, wasn't he? To make it that long was already an aberration of Darwin.

Besides, the movie made me laugh like hell.

Figures, it would happen in Wisconsin.

Nice going, drunkie.

Unfortunately the Darwinian argument doesn't count. He was smart enough to put it out... But i doubt he'll be procreating.

I don't care how drunk he was. How can the answer to that request be anything but, "Light your own damn balls on fire."?

But lets have some justice. If the friend serves jail time for lighting him up. The guy should serve equal jail time for making the request.

I thought the jack-ass stunts were funny because someone else was lighting his balls on fire? Wasn't that the point? Lighting your own balls on fire isn't funny.

Monk said:

I thought the jack-ass stunts were funny because someone else was lighting his balls on fire? Wasn't that the point? Lighting your own balls on fire isn't funny.

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You're right, you'd be insane and retarded to light your own balls on fire........................ oh wait, you'd be insane and retarded to have someone else light your balls on fire.....

quick light HIS balls on fire...

Dude said:

Figures, it would happen in Wisconsin.

Nice going, drunkie.

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Yeah, but in Michigan we just have sex with dead animals.

Flyin' Lion said:

Yeah, but in Michigan we just have sex with dead animals.

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Are they on fire? That might be funny.

No...it'd still be sick...it would just smell worse.

Thankfully, his baby-maker won't be operating any time soon.

Speaking of idiots, any White Sox fans hear yesterday's update on Chitown's most beloved Sox fans?

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When they drove up to the apartment again and the man approached, Riles leaned out of the car and fired the gun three times, prosecutors allege. The man, who was standing about five feet away from the car, was not struck.

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Too many of the wrong people seem to be breeding.

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Too many of the wrong people seem to be breeding.

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Plenty of jokes there about Sox fan and not being able to hit.