Somewhat related story!!
I worked for the last few years as an EMT in San Diego, both for a retirement community of over 900, as well as a BLS (EMT's only, no medics) ambulance service. For a few months, we were contracted with the VA hospital in La Jolla, so once a week my mornings consisted of driving from north SD county down to La Jolla and stationing at the hospital.
While on the 5 headed to the hospital one morning, my partner and I witness a 2-car accident in the HOV lane to the right. So we naturally pull over, flip the lights on, call it in to CHP, and start surveying the scene. Both drivers and one passenger were fine, but one of the drivers, whose car was buried into the median, would not get out of her car. There was also a particularly familiar smell that EMT's eventually become accustomed to after a while in the field, though my partner and I apparently missed the source until later. We begged, pleaded, and bargained, but eventually had to get the CHP officer that showed up to order this woman to get out of her car.
Turns out the reason she was so hesitant to leave the vehicle was she was so unbelievably snockered, she had projectile vomited on herself and her windshield, causing her view to be blocked. She then swerved directly into the unsuspecting guys driving in the HOV lane. Not only this, but she apparently had kept her cat(s) or dog(s) in her car for an extended period of time, because the back seats were mostly shredded, and there were obvious urine stains all over as well. We still had to give her a full checkup.
