gratus fermentatio
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I had three sh!ts today!.....Wait there, I'll be back soon.
That's the FUNNIEST thing I've heard all day!
I had three sh!ts today!.....Wait there, I'll be back soon.
"I'm a level 29 Paladin."
You have nice teeth. I bet they would make a great necklace.
Have you met my wife?
A bit off topic but I was always awkward around girls for many years and no too smooth a talker. Anyway, my first job was washing dishes at a restaurant. One of my coworkers told me one of the waitresses wanted me to ask her out. I got up my nerve and approached her and said. "Hey Hi, I heard you wanted to go out with me". She almost dropped her tray and quickly fled embarrassed. I quickly realized what an ass I was. She never said hi to me again. My friend couldn't believe I said that and screwed up a sure thing. I should have tried to apologize but had no clue how to so it ended like that. She was hot, never forget that.
Hi, I'm sorry I was such an ass the other day, it's just that I was nervous and didn't know what to say. Can you forgive me and let me start over?
If she was worth knowing she would say yes, if she said no she was not work knowing.
Bah, let your smart phone do the talking. Everyone needs their own version of the Buffalo Bill Dance just in case. Tuck rule.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFJU1ioVS00&feature=related
(not me )
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