The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Fuq you! Fuq you. Fuq you. And triple fuq you.

Bfw, one of you whining biatches was whining about not getting his own personalized engraved invite to Masstoberfest. Hold you're breath till you turn Smurf colored, fool. Much like a socialite hottie banging the waiter on an oceangoing cruise, Masstoberfest will go on with or without you. The invite is implied. Climb on board and diddle Yeager and Smurfie in my back yard or stay home and avoid the 'Social Diseases' you will probably be exposed to.

My brother in-law likes to dish it out, but can't take it.

Hoppy2bmerry said:

I long for Dick.

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ftfy

Unobtanium my a$$

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Wow! For Masstoberfest. Sweeeeeet. Thanks Melana. Will go well with the lobster.

Only if there is lobster

whats in the bag?

What is a lobster

Melana said:

Only if there is lobster

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What about partially burnt and/or raw pizza?

ComcastWineRookie said:

whats in the bag?

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Not lobster

The photo of unobtainium makes me thirsty.

And jealous. Very very jealous.

Did you visit the new brewery in Stowe?

Let me know if you need a case or two of Heady Topper and Sip o Sunshine. Flows like bog water up here.

New beer

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Yooper said:

I didn't really get that close- his belly (the largest body part) was prohibitive.

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You must account for gravitational pull ... :beard: ...

ThatVideoKid said:

What is a lobster

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I think its lobstah', just saying' ( call me Ricardo )

smurfjuice said:

I think its lobstah', just saying' ( call me Ricardo )

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Oh, okay I know what you're talking about now!

Melana said:

Unobtanium my a$$

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Nope. Not gonna go there. Low hanging fruit.

Although, when has that ever stopped me?

bluemoose said:

Let me know if you need a case or two of Heady Topper and Sip o Sunshine. Flows like bog water up here.

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Are you offering to give head?

No.

I need to get myself up there sometime

Melana said:

Are you offering to give head?

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Geez, I nearly choked on my beer! LOL.

( Ricardo ) ...

Smurf... what's with your daughter? She came in and said, "my dad is Smurf and he said to give us two free beers"

Kinda weird

bluemoose said:

No.

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So we have to pay for it?

I prefer to think of it as keeping my friend from being homeless as opposed to paying for the Bog Water.

Melana said:

So we have to pay for it?

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That's effed up

Cape Brewing said:

Smurf... what's with your daughter? She came in and said, "my dad is Smurf and he said to give us two free beers"

Kinda weird

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She is a weird kid ... got a growler of Joe out of it tho' ... :rockin:

Melana said:

Are you offering to give head?

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ummmmm...yes

I'm going to try Smurfie's kid's trick next time I go into a bar.

"Smurf said to give me free beer." I'll let you know how it goes.

paulthenurse said:

I'm going to try Smurfie's kid's trick next time I go into a bar.

"Smurf said to give me free beer." I'll let you know how it goes.

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Sounds like a plan for when I head down there

smurfjuice said:

She is a weird kid ... got a growler of Joe out of it tho' ... :rockin:

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Give her credit. She is only two years old.

At least you have your own corner at the Bog ...

paulthenurse said:

I'm going to try Smurfie's kid's trick next time I go into a bar.

"Smurf said to give me free beer." I'll let you know how it goes.

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Unfortunately we're closed that day Paul

smurfjuice said:

At least you have your own corner at the Bog ...

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That plaque was accidentally cut up on a table saw into small pieces and then it accidentally fell into our large mill.

Should have dropped it into the mash tun. It could only help what you usually put in there.

paulthenurse said:

Should have dropped it into the mash tun. It could only help what you usually put in there.

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Sounds like a good beer

SAT ?

Trillium is to The Bog as...

Answer choices are...

Micheal Phelps

Willie Nelson

Viagra

Buckwheat pancakes

Fournier's gangrene.

Blow jobs

Flat tires on the Bourne Bridge. Friday afternoon. 7/3/201x

Staten Island Ferry

A kiss from Mom

A slice of PTN's pizza

Deep fried Apache Trout. With Pomme Frittes

Russell Wilson

McRib sandwich