Beer goggles redefined

I believe Confuscious said it best when he contemplated that "Man who puts beer in to glass should also put glass in to beer."

Following this wisdom last night, I summarily risked ruining my entire brewing session by the following method ...

1.) Diligently worked hard to brew in a sterile environment for hours, using only clean equipment and keeping anything dirty away from my wort.

2.) Cooled wort

3.) While pouring wort from kettle to primary, eye glasses slipped off face and landed directly in half-filled primary.

4.) Fished out what had now become real "beer goggles" with sterilized, long handled spoon.

5.) Cursed, pissed and moaned all night. (and sent my yeasty beasty's loose in the primary while crossing my fingers, toes and every other appendage)

But if it turns out fine, then this will just be an amusing story for someone ... some day.

DB

Haha, that sucks, but I would say if you sterilized your hand before fishing them out, you might be ok

I think you've named this beer.
Beer Goggle Ale/Stout/Porter/IPA...

gearbeer,

That would be a 10-4 on "Beer Goggle Bitter"

Love it.