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Oh great... a Microsoft keg. It probably costs $$$, has multiple leaks that you discover every first Tuesday of every month that require you to transfer your entire batch to another keg, and occasionally doesn't dispense any beer at all. To get any beer out, you need to press several buttons on the keg that don't make any sense, wait a while, then get only 83% of the beer you wanted.

Then, of course, there's the iKeg. It brews its own beer, figures out what style you want automatically and delivers the perfect pour every time. It's all aluminum, half the weight of normal kegs, but has an annoying glossy tap. And it costs $$$$$$.

-Steve
 
SavageSteve said:
Oh great... a Microsoft keg. It probably costs $$$, has multiple leaks that you discover every first Tuesday of every month that require you to transfer your entire batch to another keg, and occasionally doesn't dispense any beer at all. To get any beer out, you need to press several buttons on the keg that don't make any sense, wait a while, then get only 83% of the beer you wanted.

Then, of course, there's the iKeg. It brews its own beer, figures out what style you want automatically and delivers the perfect pour every time. It's all aluminum, half the weight of normal kegs, but has an annoying glossy tap. And it costs $$$$$$.

-Steve
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iKeg actually requires all employees to sign confidentiality agreements about any an all defects. Phrasing or describing defects is grounds for termination. If you have worked for apple you know what I'm talking about.
 
Great post Steve!

Unfortunately, beer from the iKeg does massive liver damage, requiring a transplant. Fortunately, users get bumped to the top of the list.

Too soon?
 
SavageSteve said:
Oh great... a Microsoft keg. It probably costs $$$, has multiple leaks that you discover every first Tuesday of every month that require you to transfer your entire batch to another keg, and occasionally doesn't dispense any beer at all. To get any beer out, you need to press several buttons on the keg that don't make any sense, wait a while, then get only 83% of the beer you wanted.

Then, of course, there's the iKeg. It brews its own beer, figures out what style you want automatically and delivers the perfect pour every time. It's all aluminum, half the weight of normal kegs, but has an annoying glossy tap. And it costs $$$$$$.

-Steve
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DOWNLOADS ARE FREE!!!! :drunk:
 
That settles it. One day when I build a nice, shiny automated brew system, it's going to have CTRL ALT and DELETE keys on the front.
 
Maybe Steve Jobs will come out with a user-friendly keg that brews the beer for you and will never get an infected batch. But it only brews BMC clones.

So does this mean when you do something wrong it injects dye or something and gives you the Blue Beer of Death?

Haha I like this thread.
 

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