The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Close to 90 today hardly makes for the end of summah.


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Football is game on. Summer is officially over. That is just how it is.

And while I'm glad that TMDTOTM is beginning their season I'll miss the summer.

See you all in a week. Boarding our cruise today. Heading to the Caribbean! St. John, St. Thomas, St. Martin.

Awesome day here today.

Hey Mike,

not for nuttin but do you think booking a cruise with a 24 hour a day endless buffet was prudent?

I mean, you know, since you've been trying so hard to be more like me, your hero, you've kind of packed on the tonnage.

Just sayin '

Pats lookin good today.


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I haven't posted in this thread in a while. I make one comment (see above) and now the pats are getting smacked around. I am going back to lurking you massholes


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So you're the one...

I feel shame


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Well that sucked..Ugh!!

Ugly

Dreams of a comeback officially dead. Sox mathematically eliminated. RIP

Was it just me or did anyone else watch Obama last night and think for a moment, "Maybe he's not a complete putz after all?"

Then I realized what I'd just thought and swore I'd never allow myself to think again.

Hhmmm, at least some things are consistent. I'll check back next year.

Rumor has it Chipotle is adding a new item to its menu. It's called the Ravens Burrito. Only it comes with no Rice! and its sauce packs a punch... Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

True story:
8:02 PM September 14th
Ring ring ring
me: "Hello?"
PTN: "Chris where have you been? We are all worried about you especially me I have been worried sick because you haven't posted on the forum in like forever"
me: "Hi Paul, how are you?"
My son: "waaaaaa waaaaa waaaa waaaaa"
Paul: "I've been good working, school started been working on my pizza oven. How are you?"
Me: "Cool, yeah I have been busy always gone on the weekends in the summer. First weekend home this past weekend. And I start work travel pretty soon for work again. Listen I have run trying to get my kids to bed, just got Mason out of the tub."
My son: "waaaaa waaaaaaa waaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa"
Paul: " Nice so Masstober fest is going to be next weekend the 27th (ok bit of confusion on my part I thought paul was talking about the 21st) so you have to come
Me: "Yeah my wife will be gone, so I'll come with the kids they will have fun"
Paul: "Yeah great it will be a good time, my pizza oven is going to be finished this week and I should be able to make some pizzas at Mastoberfest. I have to finish the flu and the dome this week and I'll start curing it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.............."
My son: "Waaaaaaa waaaaaaa waaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Me: "Ok cool, I have to get Mason to bed"
Paul: " Oh yeah one more thing the real reason I called you, its been a while so I figured some idle chit chat would be good first"
Me: "Paul I trying to f^%*ing put my son to bed can't you F&^%ING hear him crying?"
Paul: "So I need you to look at my computer its acting kinda funky, you going to the brew shop this week?"
Me: "Yes Thursday, Ill look at it if you drop it off at my house or the shop, just let me F&^%ING get my son to BED!!!!!!!!."
Paul: "Tha..."Click

So... Chris... you're looking at computers Thursday night at the shop?

For you Melana, anytime

Thanks Chris! I actually have a good friend that puts up with me when my home computer crashes...

You're an idiot.

As I recall it, the whining was coming from Her Most Imperial LeeAnne-ness.

You know, the usual.

That's not nice Paul.

Actually she was putting the girls to bed.

yeager1977 said:

Actually she was putting the girls to bed.

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Did she tuck you in nice and tight!!!!

I couldn't resist.

Dakota, everyone knows that the very LAST thing she would ever do is 'tuck' Chris in bed.

Just pulled on the first pair of long pants I've worn in a nonprofessional setting since April. And socks. And a long leaved shirt.


I hate the fall.

However, area women, children and those with functional eyeballs rejoice.

Who's legs were in the picture over on the pizza oven thread? Couldn't have been you wearing those pants, that's about as nonprofessional as you can get.

That was my other son Drunken. Ain't no way I'm squeezing my fat butt through that hole.

Goddamn. Why does a win still feel like a loss? Anybody know when the offense is supposed to start practicing this year? We could sure use them.

Is anyone planning on going to the Cape Cod Beerfest tomorrow? I notice Bog Iron will be pouring.....

j1laskey said:

Is anyone planning on going to the Cape Cod Beerfest tomorrow? I notice Bog Iron will be pouring.....

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No. I am attending Masstoberfest... the best damned beer gathering in Stoughton.

oh yeah....that thing.....

I won't be able to attend either... I'm pulling tap handles all day in the tap room.

(Sad face)


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Cape Brewing said:

I won't be able to attend either... I'm pulling tap handles all day in the tap room.

(Sad face)


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And we rejoiced.

Melana said:

And we rejoiced.

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Et tu Melana?? Et tu??


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Cape Brewing said:

Et tu Melana?? Et tu??

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Careful... I hear burning at the stake is making a comeback.

Had a great night at the Bog Inn with my wife the other night. Except for the bartenders.

Cape Brewing said:

I won't be able to attend either... I'm pulling tap handles all day in the tap room.

(Sad face)

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Can I get an amen?

(Happy face)

Melana said:

Careful... I hear burning at the stake is making a comeback.

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Not to be picky or nuttin' but Ceasar was stabbed to death, not burned at the stake.

That said, I'm all in favor of whatever form Cape's untimely demise takes.

paulthenurse said:

Not to be picky or nuttin' but Ceasar was stabbed to death, not burned at the stake.

That said, I'm all in favor of whatever form Cape's untimely demise takes.

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Difference here is Caesar was exceptionally intelligent..... They burned anyone.