Without A Doubt My Batch Is Infected

I just cracked open my third batch last night. I drank about 15 of them and then threw up everywhere. I also had trouble standing and called up an ex girlfriend to yell at her. What do you guys think? Is it infected? Should i toss it?

a few observations - 15 of them and then threw up? could be the 15 of them... did they taste off because an infection is undrinkable - unless you are already drunk....

I bet it w as the eX

Bravo, Sir

Seems to be the only logical conclusion!

Definitely infected. No doubt in my mind at all whatsoever.

i bet you were infected by 15 of them. happens to the best of us

Well played, sir.

ACbrewer said:

a few observations - 15 of them and then threw up? could be the 15 of them... did they taste off because an infection is undrinkable - unless you are already drunk....

I bet it w as the eX

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I think your sarcasm meter is broken.. might want to look into that.

Man they are good, 15? you got drunk, tomorow check your hangover....

thats not an infection thats just called being a MAN!!

bruin_ale said:

I think your sarcasm meter is broken.. might want to look into that.

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They had some good deals on those at my LHBS.

Becks said:

They had some good deals on those at my LHBS.

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That's good, it's a required piece of equipment for being on HBT!

15 and you threw up? The only thing "man" about that is wo"man". Who can't handle 15 beers?!?! Flippin amaters!!! LOL

I had an experiance like that a few months ago.
Drank a growler of Dead Guy.
Then drank a growler of Double Dead Guy.
Then drank a bomber of Arrogant Bastard.
Then I don't remember what happened.
Then I woke up feeling like crap.

Did perhaps you get an infection from the ex, pass it on to the beer, and then get it turned around and sent right back in some sort of weird infection circle of life?

This is an unbelievable case!

a growler of Double Dead Guy sounds like a dream to me. I wasn't aware the DDGA came in a growler.

FYI the Double Dead Guy get release from May to August this year. I already have a case on order.

aggiejay06 said:

Did perhaps you get an infection from the ex, pass it on to the beer, and then get it turned around and sent right back in some sort of weird infection circle of life?

This is an unbelievable case!

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Gives whole new meaning to yeast infection.

BesteBrew said:

I just cracked open my third batch last night. I drank about 15 of them and then threw up everywhere. I also had trouble standing and called up an ex girlfriend to yell at her. What do you guys think? Is it infected? Should i toss it?

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I dunno. Drink another 15 and see if you don't get the urge to karaoke or suddenly wake up in jail. If so it most definitely is an infection!

WTF_Brewing said:

I had an experiance like that a few months ago.
Drank a growler of Dead Guy.
Then drank a growler of Double Dead Guy.
Then drank a bomber of Arrogant Bastard.
Then I don't remember what happened.
Then I woke up feeling like crap.

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Pfft. Blacked out after three drinks? Lightweight!

Well if that ain't country its a damn good joke LOL. (David allan coe)

if this is true, ive been drinking infected beer my whole life...

Damn dude you drank like 2#of malt extract + or - steeping grains and around 1/2 oz of hops give or take. Assuming 200 cal per beer roughly 3000 calories- thats a few steak dinners unless that was a pretty rare steak id say definatley salmonilla infection. ha

15 and you are alive to post? write that one off as a fail

I've had a few beer infections, but this is one that I would actually want. :fro:

This sounds familiar to what I went through last summer at a local music festival. I'm pretty convinced that the 5 pitchers of Spaten were infected! They had to be because I don't remember half the night. Unfortunately the wife does....

beerloaf

BesteBrew said:

I just cracked open my third batch last night. I drank about 15 of them and then threw up everywhere. I also had trouble standing and called up an ex girlfriend to yell at her. What do you guys think? Is it infected? Should i toss it?

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Well if I drank 15 beers and threw up I wouldn't immediately blame it on an infection.

ibleedbrew said:

thats not an infection thats just called being a MAN!!

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I used to make myself throw up so I could empty my stomach in order to drink more.

dfc said:

I used to make myself throw up so I could empty my stomach in order to drink more.

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wat is this i don't even

the only infection your going to have is when you drop the kids off at the pool the next morning...good luck with that.

Cranapple said:

wat is this i don't even

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I saw them doing this on Jackass. Don't ask me why I was watching Jackass. I don't really know.

It's hard to say that this is an infection being that it is an isolated incident. I would suggest sending me a case of your brew, and I will see if I get the same results.

I dont think the sample size is big enough. You might want to try again today.

I had a similar situation with dirty taps.

I drank ten pints and felt like death the next day. I'll had to clean my taps before that happened again.

BesteBrew said:

I just cracked open my third batch last night. I drank about 15 of them and then threw up everywhere. I also had trouble standing and called up an ex girlfriend to yell at her. What do you guys think? Is it infected? Should i toss it?

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Sounds like you already tossed it.

BrewinBuckeye said:

the only infection your going to have is when you drop the kids off at the pool the next morning...good luck with that.

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He said it was beer, not the dreaded five pound whiskey s***. I seriously think the OP needs to send some samples around to verify the alcohol, I mean infection status of the brew.

I agree. Spread the infection to all of us we all need a kind of zombie-vampire infection amoungst us.Send all the posters 1 bottle min.

Cranapple said:

wat is this i don't even

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It's called dedication.

WTF_Brewing said:

I had an experiance like that a few months ago.
Drank a growler of Dead Guy.
Then drank a growler of Double Dead Guy.
Then drank a bomber of Arrogant Bastard.
Then I don't remember what happened.
Then I woke up feeling like crap.

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I got tears in my eyes from that one. You da man!

Best thread I've read today.

send the remaining 38 or so to me. i am certified at disposing of hazardous materials.