The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Cape Brewing said:

King crab legs.

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We're not all1%er's, Cape. Some folks can't afford to pay $50/#.

Tell me about it!

paulthenurse said:

We're not all1%er's, Cape. Some folks can't afford to pay $50/#.

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Just float the LSU down the coast, way down the coast; thru the Panama Canal and up the other coast to Alaska and buy a couple crab pots. You too can then acquire some king crab for "free."

Cape Brewing said:

King crab legs.

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amateur...

paulthenurse said:

They're in season now. Only about $6/pound at the market.

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AZ_IPA said:

Just float the LSU down the coast, way down the coast; thru the Panama Canal and up the other coast to Alaska and buy a couple crab pots. You too can then acquire some king crab for "free."

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Yea. Why does Paulie know the price of lobster and is walking around the seafood section of the Market Basket?

TheDudeLebowski said:

Yea. Why does Paulie know the price of lobster and is walking around the seafood section of the Market Basket?

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Because he can?

HoppyDaze said:

amateur...

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Don't you be calling my friend Cape an amateur, you amateur. He's a Pro Fesh Unull. He puts his own spin on it.

Melana said:

Because he can?

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Ya. Cuz I can.

I've love baseball from my earliest memory but I've loaved competitive bike riding almost asking. The MLB All Star game had given me many a lifetime thrill, but the Tour de France tops it every year.


And if you think I'm stupid it's because you're so stupid you don't even know how stupid you are.

You're like Cape. A big, ginormous, moronic bag of stupid. Or Mort, a big, ginormous bag of stupid puking over the side of a research ship in the North Atlantic. Or AZ, a big, ginormous bag of stupid devoting his life to fish who aren't f'ing smart enough to swim downstream and move to FL, where the living is easy. Or Yooper, s big ginormous bag of stupid who thinks I'm serving lobster at Masstoberfest.

Eddy Merckx wasn't stupid. He was a cannibal. He ate big bags of stupid for breakfast.

If you guys get Eddie Merckx to come to Masstoberfest I'll force feed Yooper lobster like a French pate duck.

Advice to you kids out there. Tequila, dementia and the Internet are a BAD combination. Word to your Mutta.

I'm pretty sure your fan base already knew all that...

Cheers!

I don't think I have been s***canned enough to write something like that in a long time. Tuesday night indeed.

Vacation

.. involuntary, but "vacation" none the less.

Would that be like the 3 day vacation Cape got from this site?

No particular place to go....

I fall to pieces...

Stand by me...

C'mon Baby, let's do the twist...

Only youuuuuuuuuuu...

(Not you Yeager.)

I keep away from Run Around Yoop
She goes out wit utter guys

Be my, be my baby.
For every beer you give me,
I'll give you three

I LOVE the Roy Orbison station on Pandora

paulthenurse said:

Be my, be my baby.
For every beer you give me,
I'll give you three

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Sounds like a deal to me!

I've got two tickets to paradise.............

Twisting ' the night away

Beer Angel
Beer Angel
I'm just a fool
A fool in love with you

Eddy Money was NEVER on the Roy Orbison Pandora station.
Ever

Edit and re-write.

There were big waves offshore today.

... there's a fine line between "Paulie's drunk again" and "I think Paulie's having a stroke." One of you guys want to make sure he's OK?

the_bird said:

... there's a fine line between "Paulie's drunk again" and "I think Paulie's having a stroke." One of you guys want to make sure he's OK?

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Nah, I'm busy this week. I have a meeting. Or a hangnail. Or something.

I was given these to fill from a brew session in Attleboro today. I hate the south shore View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1468803395.064368.jpg

(Smooches)

Make sure they're clean!!

I enjoyed watching the RNC last night while sipping several of Capes Jump Backs. Damned good beer. Must be FW's recipe.

You're dead to me

Was he ever really ever alive to you?

Lobster Orgy.

The Cape Of Cod has been great this week. Outstanding weather and I can't recall the water being so warm...

Cheers!
[edit] forgot the obligatory beer related mention: you can do worse than bring a couple cold 12 packs of the Sammy IPA collection on board...

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Cape Brewing said:

You're dead to me

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I guess that confirms it. FW's recipe. Ain't noooo doubt about it.

Good f'ing beer.

Oh yea! This makes a lot of sense with all the recent news. Let's see: gorillas? check! Crocodiles? check! Alcohol? Check!

Yea. This is the zoo a couple of years ago where Little Joe escaped and was hanging out at the bus stop sign when they caught him.