Bad sports terms

Cheesefood · Sep 27, 2007

Sure, many of us chuckle when a baseball announcer states that he "fisted the ball" or "fists one deep to center". But I heard a doozy last week.

Running down Deuce McAlister's performance, one analyst stated:

"Big old Deuce, coming out of the hole".

the_bird · Sep 27, 2007

Kinda related, I LOL'ed when Tony Korheiser and Jaws were talking about all the "Johnsons" on the Cincinnati roster - Rudi Johnson, Chad Johnson, etc. - and one of them made a reference to "... and he's not even the biggest Johnson!"

ohiobrewtus · Sep 27, 2007

"Watch this Al, the quarterback goes this way, then turns it around and goes the other way and BAM! Johnson brings a big load from out of nowhere and knocks the wind right out of him. Let's see that again in slow motion"

olllllo · Sep 27, 2007

Gifford paraphrase.

Running to his right and throwing a bullet on the mark.
John Elway's got a real cannon... and I'm not just talking about his arm.

TheJadedDog · Sep 27, 2007

Ummmm, he shoots, he scores.

c.n.budz · Sep 27, 2007

From the world of golf... "He's an expert ball stroker" and "He's a natural hooker"

I've heard golf commentators say these things and wondered if they even realized the innuendo

aekdbbop · Sep 27, 2007

here ya go.. check these out
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JohnBarleycorn · Sep 27, 2007

I watch hockey on CBC alot , when Harry Neale ( I think ) says " He fires it up the boards " It sounds like he says " farted up the boards "

ohiobrewtus · Sep 28, 2007

aekdbbop said:
here ya go.. check these out
http://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/sounds.asp

I'm trying to decide if I should click on this link. My eyes are still slightly bleeding from the last time I clicked on one of your links

aekdbbop · Sep 28, 2007

ha... no free beer and hotwings is my favorite morning radio show.. really hilarious stuff..

todd_k · Sep 28, 2007

molested by the defense

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