The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

I saw it. Couldn't be bothered reading it.

paulthenurse said:

I saw it. Couldn't be bothered reading it.

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You know you read it. It's like a train wreck, you have to see it.

"I can't pick one beer", said Cape. "My taste is like my pretentiousness, ever evolving."

Trust me... This level of jealousy was fully anticipated.

Gloating.

LOL!! Yeah... From Mr. HaveIToldYouAboutMyNinkasiAward??

The irony is overwhelming

I told TX and Austin "no thanks" on the article request. Did you?

And for the record, I didn't bring it up on the forum...Yooper did...

Yeah... I was gloating... about liking gueze... Ya got me.

I didnt know you went that way. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

did that brian guy really try to serve pints of star san to people?

"Try" implies 'attempted' and 'failed.'

What you should be asking is "How many years did Cape unknowingly keep a quart of Star San retained in the plumbing of his Brewstrocity before he figured out that is why his beer tasted like ass?"

Your words hurt some times Paul.

No Babalu for you.

(it's pourin' it's ass off right now too).

I was born a Masshole and I do not recall school ever closing due to cold weather. W.t.f.

Nope, I don't recall ever getting a "Cold Day" either.

I reckon it's a "kinder, gentler Commonwealth", to paraphrase GHWB...

Cheers!

The wussification of America continues apace.

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They cancelled school down there???

Indeed! A ton of schools are closed/delayed down here. Our town is open though...
Yikes... -21.3
I'll stop complaining about -2 now...

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Tough to make out what is going on from just a pic but it is "steam" rolling across Boston Harbor.

It's fcuking cold out

And my first thought was, "wow, you keep your house warm".

I'm just glad the diesel started this morning, other than that, no worries.

That's weird...

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The unit is in a corner where the heaters meet. It makes my wife think it is warmer inside than it actually is!

Maybe the haabah will freeze. Find your skates.

67 degrees! I never let my thermostats get that high... Just ask BigJohn - the poor guy is cold all winter.

You're all freaks... 71... Toasty and not at all ashamed of it.

It's freakin 2015, not the 1800's.

Sorry Brian... I really don't have your level of disposable income...

Cape Brewing said:

That's weird...

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It's called sea smoke. It's formed when really cold air moves over 'relatively' warm water. It's like the inverse of fog.

Coldest day of my life was coming around the tip of Cape Cod one February with sea smoke like that and 25 foot seas abeam making the ship roll to about 40* with every wave. The spray was freezing solid on the superstructure and by the time we crossed the bay and entered the harbor the ice was three feet thick.

Melana said:

Sorry Brian... I really don't have your level of disposable income...

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You should open a brewery.

Oh, wait....

Melana said:

Sorry Brian... I really don't have your level of disposable income...

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That's me.... Scrooge McDuck... Jackin the heat up to 71 like a crazy man and diving into my big swimming pool filled with gold coins.

👌

I jacked up the hot tub to 106 this morning.

But I'm a Cape wannabe.

paulthenurse said:

I jacked up the hot tub to 106 this morning.

But I'm a Cape wannabe.

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We knew that.

Boston water temp is a balmy 37 degrees.

Bluemoose, I happen to notice that you have pictures of cows decorating the abode. Living the stereotype!

I keep my house thermostat at 64*F so I can ferment my ales. It makes the wife mad, but the beer is good. That's right, my fermentation chamber is my entire frikkin house. Take that cape. No need to your fancy jacketed conicals here!

Warren Kimble, the Rembrandt of Vermont.

AZ_IPA said:

I keep my house thermostat at 64*F so I can ferment my ales. It makes the wife mad, but the beer is good. That's right, my fermentation chamber is my entire frikkin house. Take that cape. No need to your fancy jacketed conicals here!

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Sonofa...

"That's right ! 64! You cold, biatch? Come on over here and let Mr Homebrewer of the Year warm you up."

BTW Mr Financial District High Rise Big Shot,

You're not the only one with a nice view. Check out this eye full since they painted the pipes.

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Pretty sweet, huh?

Uhhhhh.

Yes?

is that one of the spots the homeless people goto to have sex when they get kicked out of the shelter in the morning?

Now we know where Rookie hangs out in the morning...

never underestimate that feeling of a great gum job. when there are no teeth involved, man does it feel great