Skunkhuffer
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DISCLAIMER: What you're about to read may be disturbing, disgusting, and downright demented. So please, enjoy it while it lasts.
Okay, so I'm new to brewing (anything) so I have little experience with the types of flavor and character imparted (by the yeast) on all the different brews we all know and love. So one day, my mind was wandering (as it normally does) and in my head, I stumbled upon the brilliant idea of brewing beer with of all things....******l yeast. I thought this was the craziest idea I had every considered, so I decided to tell a few friends. Needless to say, they probably all had the same reaction to what you are having as you read this. But in any case, the idea still seemed plausible...at least to my mind.
So a few months later, I headed to my local hangout to meet my friends for some beer and pool (thats billiards for you foreign folks ) when I noticed a new, but old face. This person and I never really connected the few times we had been in each others company, but we began to talk....about BEER. Apparently, he had been brewing tons of beer for a good 5 to 6 years. So after much serious talk and a few more beers, silliness ensued. So here I am, figuring he's going to think I'm nuts, but I present the proposition anyway...
"I have always thought about making beer with yeast taken from a v-a-g-i-n-a."
So my surprise, he thought it was the most hilarious thing because.....he had considered it in the past as well, but hadn't brought it up to anyone because he feared people would think he was nuts. Hilarious......
So we meshed our ideas together and figured female porn stars could market their very own beers with their very own...yeast! We came up with names like "Amber's Amber" and of course "Jamiqua Brown Ale." He then decided we should trademark the term 'Vagin-ALE'. We didn't really stay on the topic of taste for very long. Too funny.... What a night.
Are we both pretty f'ed up, or has anyone else considered this idea before?
If you hung on this long, you're a trooper.
Okay, so I'm new to brewing (anything) so I have little experience with the types of flavor and character imparted (by the yeast) on all the different brews we all know and love. So one day, my mind was wandering (as it normally does) and in my head, I stumbled upon the brilliant idea of brewing beer with of all things....******l yeast. I thought this was the craziest idea I had every considered, so I decided to tell a few friends. Needless to say, they probably all had the same reaction to what you are having as you read this. But in any case, the idea still seemed plausible...at least to my mind.
So a few months later, I headed to my local hangout to meet my friends for some beer and pool (thats billiards for you foreign folks ) when I noticed a new, but old face. This person and I never really connected the few times we had been in each others company, but we began to talk....about BEER. Apparently, he had been brewing tons of beer for a good 5 to 6 years. So after much serious talk and a few more beers, silliness ensued. So here I am, figuring he's going to think I'm nuts, but I present the proposition anyway...
"I have always thought about making beer with yeast taken from a v-a-g-i-n-a."
So my surprise, he thought it was the most hilarious thing because.....he had considered it in the past as well, but hadn't brought it up to anyone because he feared people would think he was nuts. Hilarious......
So we meshed our ideas together and figured female porn stars could market their very own beers with their very own...yeast! We came up with names like "Amber's Amber" and of course "Jamiqua Brown Ale." He then decided we should trademark the term 'Vagin-ALE'. We didn't really stay on the topic of taste for very long. Too funny.... What a night.
Are we both pretty f'ed up, or has anyone else considered this idea before?
If you hung on this long, you're a trooper.