That's It, The Election is Over

Jim Bramlett @ inJesus.com

That's right, folks. You heard it here first. McCain/Palin has been hit with an African witchcraft curse from Obama's "kenyan natives". And I don't care how they try to block it, everyone knows that once you get a kenyan witchcraft curse on your ass, it's not leaving.

Nah, it's all good, don't forget she's got the witch hunter on her side

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Hell... I'm a practicing pagan, and even I don't screw around with the Kenyans!

PRAY AND COVER MCCAIN AND PALIN WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRIST.

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Damn, I am all out of christ's blood, I new binging on it over the weekend was a bad idea...

She said the current president of Kenya is a Christian. However, Obama's cousin Odinga ran aganist him and said he rigged the election and stirred up the masses to rape woman and boys, kill and burn and torture Christians, etc. until Obama contacted Condeleeza Rice and she granted Obama the right to contact Odinga and other ruling elders and he "convinced" them to stop terrorizing the Christians.

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WTF??? These people are just plain bat**** crazy.

Chad

wow. those people are nucking futs.

Thank (the pagan) God! It's finally over!

Berserker_Brew said:

wow. those people are nucking futs.

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Couldnt have said it better myself.

The Obama camp is really pulling out all the stops, eh?

Cahrazzeee. I wonder what these people's response to him carrying and referencing the Bible is. Or his proclaimed Christianity. .

zoebisch01 said:

Cahrazzeee. I wonder what these people's response to him carrying and referencing the Bible is. Or his proclaimed Christianity. .

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Yeah considering in the same breath they trash him for the radical views of his United Church of Christ minister. I wish they'd be consistent in their smear campaign. I mean first he's a Muslim, Then he's Christian with an a$$hat for a minister (who I have actually seen preach live in a black church in Detroit before while I was in seminary) NOW his people are witches.....So when does Sarah Palin accuse him of eating the hearts of babies in secret satanic black masses at Harvard Law School?

Has the evangelical wing of the republican party fallen this back a$$ward in the last 8 yearstha they're looking for witches under every bed???

Have they started building one of thises in your town yet?

Now that you mention it Revvy, they were buildin' something in downtown Clarkston last time I was through...

Revvy said:

Yeah considering in the same breath they trash him for the radical views of his United Church of Christ minister. I wish they'd be consistent in their smear campaign. I mean first he's a Muslim, Then he's Christian with an a$$hat for a minister (who I have actually seen preach live in a black church in Detroit before while I was in seminary) NOW his people are witches.....So when does Sarah Palin accuse him of eating the hearts of babies in secret satanic black masses at Harvard Law School?

Has the evangelical wing of the republican party fallen this back a$$ward in the last 8 yearstha they're looking for witches under every bed???

Have they started building one of thises in your town yet?

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I saw them put a couple of those up in town but they put them in tents and were charging admission. No kids allowed either. :cross:

I wouldn't worry people..Palin has all the MAVERICKS on her side

Hypothetical question; is it wrong to be turned on by this pic?

EvilTOJ said:

Hypothetical question; is it wrong to be turned on by this pic?

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Only if it's the hat that's getting you hot.

EvilTOJ said:

Hypothetical question; is it wrong to be turned on by this pic?

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No, not at all. That picture is actually from the award-winning porno, Big Black Dicks and Little Mennonite Women. What you don't see in that picture is the big black dude behind the stocks pounding the sh*t out of her.

Evan! said:

No, not at all. That picture is actually from the award-winning porno, Big Black Dicks and Little Mennonite Women. What you don't see in that picture is the big black dude behind the stocks pounding the sh*t out of her.

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Thanks Evan. That was perfectly good iced tea and I had just cleaned the monitor.

ROFLMFAO

This one is classic as well... and classy

Evan! said:

What you don't see in that picture is the big black dude behind the stocks pounding the sh*t INTO her.

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fixed that for you

Evan! said:

No, not at all. That picture is actually from the award-winning porno, Big Black Dicks and Little Mennonite Women. What you don't see in that picture is the big black dude behind the stocks pounding the sh*t out of her.

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If loving me some Mennonite Bondage Porn is wrong...

...I don't want to be right!

What the hell??

farmbrewernw said:

What the hell??

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To which part of this inane thread are you "what the helling?" There's many layers of oddness in this.


That's what make it so much fun....

HBHause said:

I saw them put a couple of those up in town but they put them in tents and were charging admission. No kids allowed either. :cross:

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So THAT's what"s going in those tents? :fro: