Me [2:54 PM]:
I'm afraid I am going to have to resign from the bacon tribunal.
Friend 1 [2:54 PM]:
You can put the bacon in a mini fridge
ME [2:55 PM]:
My mother can no longer eat bacon, and we won't be keeping any in the house.
Friend 1 [2:55 PM]:
Be sure you know what you are saying my friend
Me [2:55 PM]:
I know, it will be a sad day my friends.
I still have a few pounds of bacon in the freezer, but what that's gone there shall be no more.
I urge the remaining members of the tribunal to start efforts to obtain a replacement for me as soon as possible.
Friend 1 [2:58 PM]:
Blasphemy!
Me [2:59 PM]:
I'm afraid I shall soon pass beyond the realm of bacon. Only to fall into the purgatory of perpetual tofu...
Friend 2 [3:00 PM]:
I suggest we start an emergency supply team to keep "Me" exposed to bacon at work, and since it was a lifetime assignment, there can be no resignations accepted from the tribunal.
Friend 1 [3:00 PM]:
Amen brother "Friend 2"!
Friend 2 [3:02 PM]:
Death is the only acceptable release, and it must be scheduled 6 months in advance!
Friend 1 [3:02 PM]:
Hahahahaha
Me [3:02 PM]:
lol
The turkey bacon is coming gentlemen, you had best prepare for the death of bacon as we know it.
The Bacopocalypse is nigh
In those last days there shall be bacon shortages, and rumors of bacon shortages.
Friend 2 [3:06 PM]:
Only if pigs learn to fly!
Me [3:07 PM]:
And pigs shall take to the wing to flee from the hungry masses.
Those that remain upon the ground shall be so lean as to have no bacon.
Friend 2 [3:07 PM]:
Then we also shall learn to fly.
Me [3:07 PM]:
Woh unto us that shall live through such times
Friend 1 [3:08 PM]:
I'm working on flying now
Me [3:09 PM]:
In those days shall come unto us the anti-butcher. And all shall be forced to wear the sign of the vegetarian or be barred from buying and selling.
So, I have about 3.5 pounds of bacon left to play with in the freezer. Probably the last of it I will see for years. Hmm, perhaps candied bacon.
cheezydemon3 said:Candy my ass......
I always thought you were a candyass.
WesleyS said:This is one of the best uses for bacon.
The ABT's.. I'm a lifelong vegetarian, but I do consider making these just because they sound so incredible.
bottlebomber said:The ABT's.. I'm a lifelong vegetarian, but I do consider making these just because they sound so incredible.
CreamyGoodness said:You... you're... wait, what??
WesleyS said:Vegetarian?!?! I knew there was something not right about you ya California hippy freak.
m_c_zero said:4:20PM and looking at appetizers eh?
bottlebomber said:Yep my parents were hippy Buddhist vegetarians. The hippy movement struck hard over here. I'm going to be hella healthy when I die
bleme said:I'm willing to bet I am just as healthy when I die
bottlebomber said:Yep, that's the plan
A related thought that had crossed my mind......if you had ABSOLUTELY terminal, 6 months to live....whatever.
Would you just go on a fried food and cheese binge and try to get high cholesterol?
I think I would!
lumpher said:you mean we're supposed to wait till we're terminal to do that ?!?
After many many years of healthy living Jack Lalaine... still died.
cheezydemon3 said:True story.
This client of mine, 50ish but looked 40. Vegetarian, made "tinctures" of hot peppers and other super fruits. Always telling me to meditate and stop eating meat.
*NOT A JOKE*
The organic farm where he worked was clearing some trees. He was riding the 4 wheeler out to take the cutters some lunch.
Tree fell on him while he was riding along. Really sad.
I haven't had togu.. Do you have to wear a toga while eating it?
CreamyGoodness said:Here's the thing. I love togu. I love sprouts and quinao or however you spell it. I had a "macrobiotic" salad once that blew me away...
but I cant eat just all that. I'm a food liberal. Cutting something out of your diet, I hate to say it, make you a food racist.
Here's the thing. I love togu. I love sprouts and quinao or however you spell it. I had a "macrobiotic" salad once that blew me away...
but I cant eat just all that. I'm a food liberal. Cutting something out of your diet, I hate to say it, make you a food racist.
WesleyS said:Same here. I have gone a few months eating only vegetarian. I've even gone vegan for a month or so. Tempeh, tofu, seitan is all good. I especially like making sushi rolls with tempeh. I still eat all those things periodically, but I can't stick only to vegetarian/vegan cuisine. It's great for those that want to eat or live their life that way. More power to them. But I love meat. Beef, pork, poultry, venison etc. I both can't and lack the desire to cut all that out of my diet. I just pretty much eat everything.
I've never had togu, though. Is that the rip off version of tofu?
bottlebomber said:I'll have to admit I am bacon curious.
bleme said:One of my friends in college was vegetarian but twice she had to opportunity to try a meat that looked do delicious that she couldn't pass it up. Both times she said it gave her a stomach ache as her body had stopped producing the enzymes needed to digest meat.
She said it was still worth it tho!
I'll have to admit I am bacon curious.
Ha, I have a friend named Jay, he is a balding little Jewish kid with glasses who is a solid foot shorter and hundred pounds lighter than I, and he is constantly giving me crap about not being manly enough because I don't eat meat. You're a lot like himCreamyGoodness said:bomber, I hereby volunteer to be your omnivorous spiritual guide if you are ever in ny.
you tool.
feinbera said:I have this T-shirt:
SWMBO, who is a life-long vegetarian, is not amused.
After the third time we're out at the bar and some girl walked up to me all like "OMG, I used to be vegetarian, but bacon lured me back to the dark side!", I'm no longer allowed to wear it out.
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