go eat a double cheeseburger.
then b*tch when it doesn't come with 2 buns, double the lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, mayo, etc. make sure you pay double the price as well, and get double the napkins.
go buy some double bubble. then b*tch when you open up the wrapper and find one piece of gum.
Honestly, your intention was simply to get beer geek points, and you failed miserably. All this "i wanna have an intelligent conversation" is bs, you came out flaming with a useless rant on naming protocol. not with questions.