ScubaSteve
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TRUE STORY:So there I was.......at the bow of a 505 ft Destroyer.....everyone else was wearing their gasmasks because Iran was only 30 miles East of us......but I had to have a cigarete and I didn't give a damn about chemichal weapons...because I'm JUST-THAT-HARD........So then this Giant Squid shoots a tentacle out of the water straight at me...(I look him in his black, black eye)..Bastard knocks my swisher sweet (I'm a cigar aficionado) out of my mouth! Then I get mad. I pull up my sleeves and chop at least 7 tentacles off, saving the ship. The Skipper gave me a Congressional Medal Of Honor. TRUE STORY>