Anybody up for a riddle?

Dan said:

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

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I am stickin' with chikin'. I grill my corn with the husk bein' worn.

And with that, I'll ex-sponge myself.

Dan said:

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

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I'm pretty sure I've seen her in a video, but it's not appropriate to post here.

GilaMinumBeer said:

I am stickin' with chikin'. I grill my corn with the husk bein' worn.

And with that, I'll ex-sponge myself.

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Your chicken answer is wrong! But the answer you alluded to about the hole thing is 100% correct

Sponge!

Dan said:

Your chicken answer is wrong! But the answer you alluded to about the hole thing is 100% correct

Sponge!

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Who eats up the feathers and all the toghethers?

Your answers the farce, it's CHIKEN you arse!

Okay, enough debating.

Here's your next challenge.

Lets hear your explanation.

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

Dan, you're on fire with these things. Don't know the answer to this one though.

Dan said:

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

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A fire. You feed a fire

GilaMinumBeer said:

Who eats up the feathers and all the toghethers?

Your answers the farce, it's CHIKEN you arse!

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Wow GilaMin man

I don't understand

Your pseudo anger or sarcasimm

It's not in my plan.

But you should just know,

The chicken answer isn't right.

Bur that doesnt mean

You need to get uptight.

Good game on the sponge

And there will me more questions,

You can expounge!

Just playing around,

With the words hereforth have bound

I'm certainly clear

Maybe you need a round of cheer!

to you GilaMinumBeer!

Dan said:

Wow GilaMin man

I don't understand

Your anger or sarcasimm

It's not in my plan.

But you should just know,

The chicken answer isn't right.

Bur that doesnt mean

You need to ge uptight.

Good game on the sponge

And there will me more questions,

You can expounge!

Just playing around,

With the words hereforth have bound

I'm certainly clear

Maybe you need a round of cheer!

to you GilaMinumBeer!

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My temper, my dear, is calm as is clear.
But to deny that it's chiken, well it makes my blood thicken.
And with that lil' tip off, it's time that I cluck off!

IXVolt said:

A fire. You feed a fire

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You know we could'nt get much higher,
Baby won't you light my ...

IXVolt said:

A fire. You feed a fire

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Absolutely correct IXVolt!

TyTanium said:

Dan, you're on fire with these things. Don't know the answer to this one though.

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I see what you did there and your answer was first.. Hmm their could be a tie in this post, not the first.

Aw hell you both gave the right answer!

You were a bit more sublime TyTanium

Damn't I cant decide who wins here.

Just both of you drink a beer in good cheer!

If anybody is ready here's another riddle here.

First off I can't believe I quickly figured this out..

Maybe it was from drinking a stout. (not really it just rhymed)

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

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Water fowl beat me to it

Sorry fellas I am done

My mind is tired from the things that I sung

I posted a great reply here

Hit the wrong key

and it was perfectly clear

But the post had been lost in the interner net web

Aas sure as a sheep need be shed.

So need to go now,

and eat supper!

If I don't -

I might not meet up with ya!

My son and I had fun with these.

To Dan we give our thanks and ask for more...please.

Ischiavo must be an a Electrician!

That's truth said,

I'm not just perdicti'n

So here's another one for you and your son!

The first one is easy,

But I don't want to be peasy!

So Ischiavo, for you and your crew.

I must send out at least two!

He has married many women, but has never been married? Who is he?

This next one is no fair because I didn't figure it out.

Going against my own rule.

However, I'm throwing this about!

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

the_bird said:

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A river. You are correct Mr Bird!


(sorry it took me awhile to reply)

Dan said:

He has married many women, but has never been married? Who is he?

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A priest.

I've heard the other one but can't remember it.


I've got one. I'll start off easy and then step it up later.


What gets bigger the more you take out of it?

A hole

I got one when its my turn

Dan said:

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

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Brother, I tell ya', it sucks gettin' old.
I been coffin and wheezing from the 'fects of this cold.

Diaperload said:

What gets bigger the more you take out of it?

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Credit debt! a.k.a.

Goofynewfie said:

A hole

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Goofynewfie said:

I got one when its my turn

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Hey there, whoa there, I shall swear don't go there.

Quit kinky, I have been, as someone might say.
Butt brother, my slugger just won't swing that way.

autobiography?

JonGrafto said:

autobiography?

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A sensible answer, as it would appear.
But not the precise one, that should appear here.

headstone?

JonGrafto said:

headstone?

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"Your persistence, it flatters" as she once said so,
Her response, so consistent, "the answer is no!"

Persistance here is the key.
So my new answer is "obituary"

JonGrafto said:

Persistance here is the key.
So my new answer is "obituary"

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It's teamwork that lacks in the answers you show.
A cliche', yes it is, but it's not done solo.

Nice...
I guess I was thinking of "one" being a person rather than a number...

Thanks for the stumper....

I have one if you want me to post it...

#2?

Teamwork is the answer...

JonGrafto said:

I have one if you want me to post it...

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For freedom of speech, there's a bill we don't pay.
But the cost is a fortune, to continue to play.

motobrewer said:

#2?

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A small team it could be, and that would be super.
Butt your answer, I fear, refers to your pooper.

I adhere up and down to your silly little games.
If I stray off course, it's because I complain,
that I rack my mind thinking about clues and conclusion.
Then I think I may have it, but it is only illusion.
So here is my only contribution so take it;
what is so fragile when you say its name you break it?

The silence.

a secret?

Silence is golden, as my mother would say.
"bless you, old lady, I just want to play"

A bird has this hand, and with that I'm two-bushed.
Tho' something that's hyphened is what I'd have pushed.

All this fancy wordplay, it makes me quite dizzy
I need to recovery, with a hopped-drink that's fizzy.

the_bird said:

All this fancy wordplay, it makes me quite dizzy
I need to recovery, with a hopped-drink that's fizzy.

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I hear that Graf, as a liquid, quite yummy.
But of the portions of Steffi, I savour her tummy.

Silence is the correct answer to this short little puzzler.
I now pass it on, so I can fill up my guzzler.
I now pass it on, The Bird is now it.
Farewell to thee, I must take a $h*t...