imaguitargod
Well-Known Member
I've had eniough homebrew to do a nice rant! Bottle bombds are bad! But regular bombs are worse. Bombs are bad unless it's a bomb filled with rabits. Weven then , it gets quite messy b/c the rabits go boom and then there's hair andf rabbit guts everywhere.
Rabbit guts are like a story my friend once told me, it involves grain and soil but that was a different time and I was a different man. rehardlesws, whenb the time comes, and you are faced with the force of a 10000 faces, the best option that yuo have is to sign the national Canadian Theme song. for this alone will starve of scurvery.
Most places tell you that Vitiamin C will get rid of Scurvey, but it is infact the lowly Candian theme Song that will do this. The Scurvy hate that and thus leave your body thoguh it's fourth dimensional peep hole (not to be consfused with marshmellow peeps for their hole produces un godly things like tricacles and Marygold flowers).
when one finds themseklvces confrunted with a bear from the ethernal realm of the belly button lint, one should not crouch down into a fetal position, but infact, defy logic by inverting the ratio of pie ina swift movement not so much unlike the interpritive dance of the bumble bee. In only this will you find your salvation.
This rant was brought yot you by teh letter 8 thank this gfunny little smiley:
Rabbit guts are like a story my friend once told me, it involves grain and soil but that was a different time and I was a different man. rehardlesws, whenb the time comes, and you are faced with the force of a 10000 faces, the best option that yuo have is to sign the national Canadian Theme song. for this alone will starve of scurvery.
Most places tell you that Vitiamin C will get rid of Scurvey, but it is infact the lowly Candian theme Song that will do this. The Scurvy hate that and thus leave your body thoguh it's fourth dimensional peep hole (not to be consfused with marshmellow peeps for their hole produces un godly things like tricacles and Marygold flowers).
when one finds themseklvces confrunted with a bear from the ethernal realm of the belly button lint, one should not crouch down into a fetal position, but infact, defy logic by inverting the ratio of pie ina swift movement not so much unlike the interpritive dance of the bumble bee. In only this will you find your salvation.
This rant was brought yot you by teh letter 8 thank this gfunny little smiley:
