So, I guess technically I won't be a dad for another 6 months, but I figured its still a good excuse to pamper myself. Grabbed a couple of rib eyes, a glass of Arrogant Bastard Clone and fired up the Grill Dome.
Looks good. My steak turned out like ass, but I have a bottle of Allagash Four chilling right now. For some reason the cheap steaks I buy the kids are always better than the expensive ones I get from myself.
It's pretty clear that you aren't a Dad yet if you think Father's Day is about YOU getting pampered. Father's Day is about burnt eggs and homemade cards in exchange for a day of entertaining the children. All fathers should get the Monday after Father's Day off. We could call it 'Aftermath Day'. On 'Aftermath Day' everyone leaves you the **** alone and lets you sleep and do whatever you want.
Single people have 'Aftermath Day' every day. You have six months. The clock is ticking. What are you going to do. What ARE you going to do??
Fingers - I am cracking up at your post. The funny thing is, even though I am a few years away from that I am looking forward to it (well, the first time at least). I like the thought of Aftermath Day though. I am sure by the time the kid is older I will definitely need it.