But he would still need propane and they keep that locked up at Wal-Mart :rockin:
I'll make you a deal. Next commercial keg I get, when the ass sweat turns all my receipts to a giant unrecognizable blob reminiscent of a spit ball and I throw them away, you can tell me who will return my $30 for the keg. The Hajji apparently had his turban wrapped too tight and wouldn't give me back my money. Maybe Miller would send me a check for $30 and a postage paid mailer or have a distributor pick it up from my front yard. For now, I'll continue to find uses such as a coffee table (my neighbors just built a house so free roof sheathing), lamp shades (cut in half and a lamp socket in place of the spear), a gas tank for my pick-up, and a "love wedge" for my overweight booty call. If you want to do the right thing and come pay me $30 and take keg back to the brewery I'll think about it. Until then, I'll enjoy them... I wander if I could cut one lengthwise and have a urinal like at the baseball park?
Seriously, the OP asked a question about a pot that costs nearly three times the deposit of a keg, is thinner, and too small. I just gave an option that many home-brewers do in fact use. Sure, if I shat a grand and a half in nickels out of my ass, I would have built a half-barralel system with fancy pots. How can you even care about a $170 theft from an irresponsible company (what other business would expect a $250 item back for a $30 deposit) with the amount that the government steals from its citizens?